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Everyone knows Superman finally returns after a long absence from the big screen. I didn’t expect much from the movie since it’s basically a superhero movie. The hero portrays how strong he is by saving lifes, then he meets a girl, then he likes the girls, continues with his superhero duties, then comes along a villain and the villain is so bad that he could have killed the superhero with his bare hands but out of no where, the super hero is saved and seeks revenge, saves the world and lives happily ever after. That’s the standard routine for all superheroes. But wait, Superman Returns has little twist in it’s plot. No he doesn’t die, nope he doesn’t change to a mortal like us and nope he doesn’t get married. Instead, after 5 years since he left the city and Lois Lane, he returns and finds out towards the end that he has a ………… SON ! Hahahaha.

The son looks awefully sick - maybe the director wants to show that the Superson has the human side of him, thus having asthma proves it. But the plus point of him is, he isn’t allergic to Krypton like his daddy.

Anyway that’s not the main reason why I am talking about Superman. But what bugs me and maybe a few of my friends are, how the hell did he do it ? You know what i meant right ? There are so many questions that made me laugh as i think more about how, where did Lois Lane conceived. I know most of you must be thinking, i need help from professionals. But hey, i am just find it amusing.

So was it at some back alley ?

Or maybe he needed some privacy and ended up some where up there

One more thing Lingster pointed out was, Superman is so freaking fast. So …… . I didn’t get it at first but after a mere 5 seconds it clicked me. Yeah i am kinda slow. So Lingster’s theory suggests that the reason why Lois Lane ended marrying another guy is because, Yes everyone knows he left for 5 years. But most importantly , he is too fast that he might not even satisfy her ! Imagine this, Lois Lane will be all pumped up to get into the mood and what Superman does next is like what everyother man does but he does it in Light Speed …. So just imagine how pissed Lois Lane was.

Like i said there’s a lot of ideas or rather ridiculous ideas you can conceive from a movie like this. Nevertheless, i do like Superhero movie and i don’t really care if it’s illogical or not

4 Responses to “Superman Returns ?”

1. Gallivanter on July 3rd, 2006 2:00 am

   Actually, SUPERMAN RETURNS continued where the first 2 Superman left off. Superman got busy with Lois Lane in SUPERMAN 2, where he gave up his powers just to be with her, and they ended up spending the night.

   You’re welcome…

2. Satkuru on July 3rd, 2006 4:58 am

   hey Gallivanter, thanks for that info. This gives me more reasons to watch the first two again. I am actually watching the first one now

   and yes, thanks you

3. clark kent on July 16th, 2006 5:57 pm

   u dick

   didnt u watch superman 1, 2 and 3, 4 and then watched superman return?
   what? u woke up one morning and decided “hey, lets watch superman then leave some lousy comments on my blog”
   dickhead…u just proved to the world ur a huge, wait a minute, a tremendous dickhead.
   btw, he’s no ordinary superhero like ur father!!! he is Superman, u fuckin cunt!!
   the least u could do is to read the book..superman 5, and then talk about his son, u pussy whimped dick. limp dick.

   man..i hate u so much i could spill my guts all over u.

   ps..just kidding…dont b angry. i understand that ur a nerd, with a blog!! hehahaha

4. Satkuru on July 16th, 2006 7:04 pm

   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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