Out Smarting Each Other ?
Posted on April 9, 2007 - Filed Under Uncategorized
I received this a few times and i’d like to share with those who haven’t read this before.
” I never quite figured out why the
sexual urge of men and women differ so
much.
And I never have figured out the whole
Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think
with their head and women with their
heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend
and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up,
and she eventually says, “I don’t feel
like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every
boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my
emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a
man.”
She responded to my puzzled look by
saying, “Can’t you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to
happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the
day off of work to spend time with
her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then
went shopping at a big, big unnamed
department store.
I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very
expensive outfits.
She couldn’t decide which one to take,
so I told her we’d just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her
new clothes, so I said, “Lets get a
pair for each outfit.”
We went on to the jewelry department
where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings.
Let me tell you… she was so excited.
She must have thought I was one wave
short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn’t even know
how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I
said, “That’s fine, honey.”
She was almost nearing sexual
satisfaction from all of the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she
finally said, “I think this is all
dear, let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I
blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel
like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as
her jaw dropped with a baffled.
“WHAT?”
I then said, “Honey! I just want you
to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You’re just not in touch with my
financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a
woman.”
And just when she had this look like
she was going to kill me, I
added, “Why can’t you just love me for
who I am and not for the things I buy
you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight
either….but at least that bitch
knows I’m smarter than her. “
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LmFAO! I was laughing so hard after reading this XD poor guy and poor girl! (i think the girl is more poor lol…)
thanks for sharing!! XD
Hehehe, your welcome