Farting in the Lift
Posted on August 2, 2007 - Filed Under crap, personal, rants
For heaven’s sake, why can’t some people think before farting ? especially farting in a confined area …. like a freaking lift ?! I was running late and decided to take the lift instead of the stairs.
The doors were about to close but I managed to put my hand through and the doors opened again. I think it was then when she decided to launch Operation I-Am-Farting-In-This-Lift, assuming no one else was coming in.
Yeah, it was a she !
When the doors finally opened on the 4th floor, i was gasping for fresh air and she ran off with a sheepish smile. I am not sure how i am suppose to react to that but i decided to take the stairs the next time around.
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How did you know that the fart was done by a SHE? She made the sound?
I think this i quite embarassing but I don’t think I can ‘tahan’ it for long if it was me…
Yee Piao: Cause she was the only one there
and i was definitely at ground zero
You poor thing..mebbe she had troubles holding her farts? Anyhow, she shud haf walked out of the lift knowing that the ultimate was coming…
Good luck taking the lift next time round! haha.
Lol man, i’d have burst out laughing :p Did she blush ? Haha…
Btw, fart cannot so easily hold wan leh sometimes. Weak @s$h0l3 muscles :p
Alicia: could be … and i was the unfortunate victim
David: I am suppose to see if she blushed? Hahaha, i think she blushed even when i entered the lift. She ran off once we were out of the lift.
Yeah probably weak muscles but whatever it is, it was super stinko -_-”
u didn’t faint ah?
Alapak… Thanks to that girl and now our Satkuru has phobia on lift pulak *swt*
But there are actually a lot of brick face out there that act like nothing is wrong with farting in public. Some with loud sounds summore. Yikes!!!!
Better luck next time Sat~~~
HAHAHHAAAHAHAHA!!!!! *ruuuuunz!!!!!!!!!
p/s: though i’m known as the poot poot girl in shoutout, i dont fart in the public okay.. even if really beh tahan, i’ll run to a place with no one there.
-saewei de ethical poot-er
wuching: can’t afford to faint
i had presentation. so had to hold my breath -_-”
saewei: couldn’t agree more. i won’t be surprised if it was a guy but this time it was a girl … -_-” not saying that girls don’t do such thing but i have never encountered one till now.
hahaha luckily you clarified about your nickname
Gahahaha…Bad encounter bro! Must have felt like u needed an oxygen tank
voch: yeah definitely needed that. imagine the lift moving so slow and the smell lingering around -_-”
u kena technocrati tag by me. Come see see -copied daniel’s
done already