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Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012

“Have you guys watched 2012 ?” a guy randomly asks the three of us when he overheard us talking about Avatar.

We replied him saying we have already watched it. Immediately he joins us at our table and started off by saying 2012 is for real. Out of curiosity I asked him what makes you say that.

He replied, “He told me it’s going to happen and it has already started to take its toll”.

“Who is he ?” i asked.

“He is the one above”

“ Who is ….?”

“God”

“Okayyyy”

Have you realized the amount of disasters that has been happening around the world ? Plagues, Earthquakes, Volcanoes erupting. The Tsunami in 2004 is only a small preview of what is to come *shows me his little finger with the tip of his thumb pressing on it to display the meaning of little*

So what do you plan to do now that I have given you this information.

*coughs* start saving for a billion euros *continues eating*

Noooo sure cannot. You won’t have the time to save. What you should do is release yourself.

Define the word release cause it could mean a lot of things, if you get what I mean.

Release as in release your soul. With 2012 fast approaching, Jesus is now here helping us to release the souls.

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* how come suddenly Jesus came into the frame ?

*disclaimer: i have nothing against any religion at all, don’t take it the wrong way. As the saying goes, a hungry man is an angry man*

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So you are telling me Jesus is back ?

Yes he is helping to release the souls before the world ends.

*At this point i was thinking how come the Pope wasn’t informed about this*

He then continued talking about 2012, where the Mayan calendar ends and what will eventually happen. I tried to finish my lunch as fast as I could until he said this …

Satkuru, Siva also came down.

Hah? Who is Siva? Which department?

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Your God, Siva.

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He came down ? -__-!

Yes

Why is he down here ?

Like Jesus, he is releasing the souls. In fact a few of them came down …

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Let me guess, Buddha was one of them -_-!

Of course. He is also down. And speaking of Buddha, you see your nipple there *points at my nipple*

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Yes  -__________-!

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You put like one index finger from it, just below ur armpit, your chakra is there and that’s where you can release yourself. Satkuru do you do Yoga ?

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Most definitely not.

Then what do you do when you go back to your room ?

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Sleep.

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Oh, if you do Yoga, you can release yourself from the chakra and it’s a wonderful feeling.

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*Wonderful feeling? *

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Don’t mind me asking, how many times have you watched 2012 ?

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3 times and everytime I watch it I can relate to what is gonna happen

*coughs* Well that explains everything …

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P/S: To all Merry Christmas and Happy New Year ! :D

Comments

  1. Angeline: funny? Lol he is too random

    David: seriously I am not joking. Happened today during lunch T.T

    Ray: oi I lost 30mins wei lol. So 5 mins is a bargain

  2. HAHAHAHAHAHA…Siva and Yoga oso part of the conversation?! cz i only heard the Jesus part from you..ROFLMAO…swt =.=
    chakra pulak…Naruto oso terlibat.. :P

  3. Adoi, really wtf =.=” but the next time somebody talk about this you can ask him to type this keyword in google search “Why 2012 will not take place” weird ppl are everywhere

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