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Jul
16

How to clean Canon EF 70-200mm F2.8 L IS II USM with water

By satkuru  //  crap  //  6 Comments

A couple of days after unboxing my Canon EF 70-200mm F2.8 L IS II USM, i got it dirty and decided to clean it with water. Here is how i did it.

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Jul
6

FIFA releases World Cup 2010 team strategy sheets

By satkuru  //  crap, football  //  3 Comments

*UPDATED: ACTUAL PICTURE AND VIDEO OF PAUL THE OCTOPUS CHOOSING THE WINNING COUNTRY*

With the current era where information is vital and ever flowing because of the internet, FIFA the governing body for football has decided to release tactic sheets used by certain countries during their campaign in the ongoing World Cup 2010 in South Africa.

These seven sheets are to be the teasers of what is to come in the near future.

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With power countries which were expected to go far in this competition but failed miserably, one particular country has been under the spotlight from the beginning for having the youngest team in World Cup. Youngest in terms of average age and that is Germany.

Besides their effective and precise counter attacks, one sea creature has been making the headlines as well for making 100% accurate prediction on the result of games that involved the Germany team. This sea creature is none other then Paul the Octopus.

*UPDATED: ACTUAL PICTURE AND VIDEO OF PAUL THE OCTOPUS CHOOSING THE WINNING COUNTRY*


Flags in a plastic container will be placed in his aquarium with food in it. Paul then chooses which container he would wanna be at, thus showing which country to win. Even when Germany lost in the group stages, Paul was spot on.

So what did he show for the upcoming game, Germany VS Spain ?

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Unfortunately, this is a fake picture which has been spreading like wild fire on the net. I will be updating with the REAL prediction along with picture of Paul the Octopus and also the REAL VIDEO. Germany VS Spain is on Wednesday, so i am assuming Paul the Octopus would do a prediction by Tuesday.

Who do you think would win? Germany? Spain?

My gut feeling says Germany could just end up lifting the cup!

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Some of you did realize that the picture above is doctored. But finally the official picture of Paul the Octopus making his prediction is here !

*UPDATED: ACTUAL PICTURE AND VIDEO OF PAUL THE OCTOPUS CHOOSING THE WINNING COUNTRY*

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The real picture of Paul the Octopus and his prediction of Spain to win against Germany.

The real / actual video of Paul the Octopus making his choice for the upcoming semifinals between Germany and Spain for World Cup 2010, South Africa.

Spain fans must be delighted to see Paul swaying to their favour. As for the German fans, fear not. The last time Paul the Octopus predicted the game between Spain and Germany during Euro 2008, he got it wrong :)

Apr
3

I am famous

By satkuru  //  crap  //  15 Comments

Happy Birthday Bernard !

Today as i was walking, i could see from afar a group of people charging towards me and shouting all sort of names they could think of to me.

Satkuruuuuuuuu !!!!

Kuruuuuuuuu !

Satttttt !!!!!

@_@ Yeah yeah ???

Dunguuuuuuuu !!!!

Hoiiiii ?!!! What lar you all want ???? And why are you calling me that ???

Your blog ler. Anyway pleaseeeee sign for me !!!

Me too ! Me too! Please please sign for me ….

I also want you to sign

Sign for you ?@_@ Okok hold your horses, where where you want me to sign ? Shirt? Blouse? ahem …. You got a book then ? I can sign there also. But how come suddenly you all want my signature ?

Oi dungu ?! Sign for us in class lerrrrr ! We are skipping class.

…………………………………………………… okie -_-”

So that’s my short spurt of being famous. Kinda pathetic especially when you have a flock of donkeys running towards you just so that you can sign for them in class -_-” Potong stim

Feb
14

Valentines Day – Behind the Scenes

By satkuru  //  crap  //  7 Comments

Happy Valentines Day
Thanks to Chocolime again for this picture. In fact i used this very picture a year ago :P

Yesterday i had a brief chat with ‘someone’ *not mentioning her name* about Valentines Day. She was telling how irritating some people can be, asking her how come she hasn’t had a date for Valentines Day. In fact i concluded that instead of not getting any date, i was pretty sure she was busy declining the invites which actually turned out to be true =P

I wasn’t surprised at all because what i noticed about Valentines Day is that the ladies go out just for the sake of going out or simply because they feel obligated t. Just because the guy pesters her, she finally gives in and says,” At least better than not going out right ?” or ” He’s the best among the lot, no choice”. @_@

And as for the guys, they will be thinking that they finally got their break and hopefully from there on they can carry on with their pursuit which actually doesn’t happen in most cases. After all that effort, it ends as YET another dinner outing.

Of course i am only referring to those who are single. Probably 1 out of 3 people i know goes through the very same situation as stated above every year on Valentines Day :P So it wasn’t made up at all.

That aside, i would just wanna wish everyone Happy Valentines Day :P

Char Siew Fan
P/S: Weng Choong thanks for the Char Siew Fan @_@ HAhahahahaha.

Jan
14

Petrol headed kitties in my car

By satkuru  //  crap  //  29 Comments

Yesterday was definitely an unusual day. After having lunch with my family we headed home, just to find out that our car porch had a kitten running around. My dad asked me and my brothers to bring it out since we were gonna wash the cars that evening.

We did the usual which is stomp the foot to scare away the kitty.

That didn’t work and it ran under the car and disappeared …

… so I got the keys to the car and opened the bonet.

Kittens Gone Wild

This would be a great ad for toyota :P

I tried to grab it but it ran deeper into the engine bay -_-”

Kittens Gone Wild

Then one of my brothers alerted me that it’s near the suspension. We tried luring it out but it made matters worst. The kitty was gone again … it went some where deeper.

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