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Guy punched his toy poodle

Published by in crap on January 25th, 2011

I usually skip videos where owners mistreat their pets but realizing the screenshot resembles like my sister’s toy poodle, Mutton, i pressed play. And within the first 30 seconds it was clear brutal on how the guy in the video forced the pup to stand up straight with it’s paws up high. I really felt the pain when the guy pretended to sway his hand and the pup did show his reflex by jerking his face side ways, as though he is expecting a smack. Really pitied the pup. It was also the one time where my dad and mum who aren’t that active on facebook actually spoke to me about it over lunch. Never have there been a moment where both or even either of my parents have said anything from facebook. Both of them condemn such action and they even asked how can the video just appear on the facebook like that? Which is a good question. Reading from the comments of the video, it’s said that the girl who uploaded the video actually found a pendrive around KLCC and upon opening it on her PC, she found this video. So the video is most likely from Malaysia.

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How to clean Canon EF 70-200mm F2.8 L IS II USM with water

Published by in crap on July 16th, 2010

A couple of days after unboxing my Canon EF 70-200mm F2.8 L IS II USM, i got it dirty and decided to clean it with water. Here is how i did it.

FIFA releases World Cup 2010 team strategy sheets

Published by in crap, football on July 6th, 2010

*UPDATED: ACTUAL PICTURE AND VIDEO OF PAUL THE OCTOPUS CHOOSING THE WINNING COUNTRY* With the current era where information is vital and ever flowing because of the internet, FIFA the governing body for football has decided to release tactic sheets used by certain countries during their campaign in the ongoing World Cup 2010 in South Africa. These seven sheets are to be the teasers of what is to come in the near future. With power countries which were expected to go far in this competition but failed miserably, one particular country has been under the spotlight from the beginning for having the youngest team in World Cup. Youngest in terms of average age and that is Germany. Besides their effective and precise counter attacks, one sea creature has been making the headlines as well for making 100% accurate prediction on the result of games that involved the Germany team. This sea creature is none other then Paul the Octopus. *UPDATED: ACTUAL PICTURE AND VIDEO OF PAUL THE OCTOPUS CHOOSING THE WINNING COUNTRY* Flags in a plastic container will be placed in his aquarium with food in it. Paul then chooses which container he would wanna be at, thus showing which

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I am famous

Published by in crap on April 3rd, 2008

Happy Birthday Bernard ! Today as i was walking, i could see from afar a group of people charging towards me and shouting all sort of names they could think of to me. Satkuruuuuuuuu !!!! Kuruuuuuuuu ! Satttttt !!!!! @_@ Yeah yeah ??? Dunguuuuuuuu !!!! Hoiiiii ?!!! What lar you all want ???? And why are you calling me that ??? Your blog ler. Anyway pleaseeeee sign for me !!! Me too ! Me too! Please please sign for me …. I also want you to sign Sign for you ?@_@ Okok hold your horses, where where you want me to sign ? Shirt? Blouse? ahem …. You got a book then ? I can sign there also. But how come suddenly you all want my signature ? Oi dungu ?! Sign for us in class lerrrrr ! We are skipping class. …………………………………………………… okie -_-” So that’s my short spurt of being famous. Kinda pathetic especially when you have a flock of donkeys running towards you just so that you can sign for them in class -_-” Potong stim

Valentines Day – Behind the Scenes

Published by in crap on February 14th, 2008

Thanks to Chocolime again for this picture. In fact i used this very picture a year ago Yesterday i had a brief chat with ‘someone’ *not mentioning her name* about Valentines Day. She was telling how irritating some people can be, asking her how come she hasn’t had a date for Valentines Day. In fact i concluded that instead of not getting any date, i was pretty sure she was busy declining the invites which actually turned out to be true =P I wasn’t surprised at all because what i noticed about Valentines Day is that the ladies go out just for the sake of going out or simply because they feel obligated t. Just because the guy pesters her, she finally gives in and says,” At least better than not going out right ?” or ” He’s the best among the lot, no choice”. @_@ And as for the guys, they will be thinking that they finally got their break and hopefully from there on they can carry on with their pursuit which actually doesn’t happen in most cases. After all that effort, it ends as YET another dinner outing. Of course i am only referring to those who

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Petrol headed kitties in my car

Published by in crap on January 14th, 2008

Yesterday was definitely an unusual day. After having lunch with my family we headed home, just to find out that our car porch had a kitten running around. My dad asked me and my brothers to bring it out since we were gonna wash the cars that evening. We did the usual which is stomp the foot to scare away the kitty. That didn’t work and it ran under the car and disappeared … … so I got the keys to the car and opened the bonet. This would be a great ad for toyota I tried to grab it but it ran deeper into the engine bay -_-” Then one of my brothers alerted me that it’s near the suspension. We tried luring it out but it made matters worst. The kitty was gone again … it went some where deeper.

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Farting in the Lift

For heaven’s sake, why can’t some people think before farting ? especially farting in a confined area …. like a freaking lift ?! I was running late and decided to take the lift instead of the stairs. The doors were about to close but I managed to put my hand through and the doors opened again. I think it was then when she decided to launch Operation I-Am-Farting-In-This-Lift, assuming no one else was coming in. Yeah, it was a she ! When the doors finally opened on the 4th floor, i was gasping for fresh air and she ran off with a sheepish smile. I am not sure how i am suppose to react to that but i decided to take the stairs the next time around.

Simpsons in Petaling Street

Published by in crap on July 30th, 2007

How would you like to see yourself turned into a Simpsons Character ? The picture above, where i am on the left and lingster on the right were produced by the site. Somehow i was hoping to get lingster in a full office suit but she ended up looking like a doctor. I on the other hand, look like some party animal -_-” To promote the launch of the first full-length Simpsons feature film, Burger King and Fox have created The Simpsonizer. Woo-hoo! Go to simpsonizeme.com, upload a photo of yourself and the application analyzes your face, turning you into an honorary Springfield resident. This was my first try. I am not sure why did i even place the dog there. Last week i managed to watch Simpsons the Movie with Lingster and it was hilarious. But to those who don’t really follow simpsons might have a hard time following the jokes, eg. lingster. Half of the time i had to explain who are the characters and why their actions are such She did manage to follow the general jokes especially SPIDERPIG ! Spiderpig, Spiderpig, Does whatever a spiderpig does Can he swing from a web? No he can’t, he’s

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WTF ? iPhone does that ???

Published by in apple, crap on July 6th, 2007

I was checking technorati for a certain tag and came across this video regarding the latest gadget Apple has to offer. Check the video out. This is the description of the video: I just got myself an iPhone and it can do magic things. Secret Fun iPone applications discovered? I recorded this at the Apple Store in Soho just 30 minutes after the introduction of the iPhone. Have fun!!! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/lcB8CKa73B0" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] Now if iPhone is capable of doing that, i wouldn’t mind saving my money when iPhone reaches our shore … for the time being i shall stick to my bulky z800i

One of the worst F1 accidents …

Published by in crap on July 2nd, 2007

Please don’t view any further if you have a weak heart …

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