So after 2 months of waiting, the home theatre system was done repairing. My parents were greeted by this message. My dad almost got choked while reading it.
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Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case
I had the chance to attend the meet and greet session with the Malaysian football team aka Harimau Malaya thanks to Nike Malaysia. The event was held in-conjunction with the team’s effort of winning the recent AFF Suzuki Cup 2010 where they were against Indonesia in the 2 legged finals. As i have written in my previous entry, it was one of those moments where the whole country stood still and cheered for Harimau Malaya. Adrian followed me as he is an ardent fan of Malaysian football, where else i follow updates off and on whenever i read the papers. Before coming for the event, Adrian asked what i was wearing cause initial plans were i wore my Man Utd jersey and he wore his Liverpool as that night we planned to watch the FA Cup match anyway. Fortunately, i told him i am wearing a normal Nike jersey and he ended up wearing Barcelona’s jersey. Why did i say fortunately? This being a Nike event, it’s obvious that the attendees should at least refrain from wearing competitors outfit, hahaha. In fact they did announce that anyone with Adidas shirt won’t be allowed for the meet and greet session. Nike
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Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012
“Have you guys watched 2012 ?” a guy randomly asks the three of us when he overheard us talking about Avatar. We replied him saying we have already watched it. Immediately he joins us at our table and started off by saying 2012 is for real. Out of curiosity I asked him what makes you say that. He replied, “He told me it’s going to happen and it has already started to take its toll”. “Who is he ?” i asked. “He is the one above” “ Who is ….?” “God” “Okayyyy” Have you realized the amount of disasters that has been happening around the world ? Plagues, Earthquakes, Volcanoes erupting. The Tsunami in 2004 is only a small preview of what is to come *shows me his little finger with the tip of his thumb pressing on it to display the meaning of little* So what do you plan to do now that I have given you this information. *coughs* start saving for a billion euros *continues eating* Noooo sure cannot. You won’t have the time to save. What you should do is release yourself. Define the word release cause it could mean a lot of things, if you
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Meet the Parents: Weird moments
The last time I wrote about my first encounter with dolphin’s parents were many moons back and if you haven’t read or can’t recall the main subject of that particular meet was her pet Husky! Though it was Malu-ation for me but over the months it got better but occasionally I did have my moments. A week after meeting her parents I was back again. This time around I wasn’t as nervous but as cool as a cucumber. While waiting for her to get ready, her mum asked if would like to read the papers in Hokkien T.T Just Before I could show her mum that i do know how answer her in hokkien, my phone decided to jump in: “Ding ding” “Lost satellite connection” “Ding ding” “Lost satellite connection” -_______________-! Her mum got a shock cause: 1) The voice was blaring out as the volume was set to the max 2) I was trying to get my phone out of my pocket but for some reason the phone decided to get stuck in the pocket. So it was kinda awkward. A voice screaming that there’s no satellite connection and me looking like a fool. Moral of the Story: Double
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Girls like Boys with long …
« “ [b]ʎzɐɹʍʎzɐɹɔ[/b] シ » – says: cheap bag what lens u have? lol maybe i go get – satkuru.com says: lens ar all elcheapo lol - « “ [b]ʎzɐɹʍʎzɐɹɔ[/b] シ » – says: lol issit LOL i can smell 50mm f/1.4 in ur bag den 60mm f/2.8 macro in ur bag den can smell 70-200mm f/2.8 in ur bag – satkuru.com says: no ler siao - « “ [b]ʎzɐɹʍʎzɐɹɔ[/b] シ » – says: lol but girls like guys with long lens lol – satkuru.com says: i got 250mm lol - « “ [b]ʎzɐɹʍʎzɐɹɔ[/b] シ » – says: lol damn
The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage
On our final day, we made a stop at one of the orphanages with respect to Wen Yan’s request. Wen Yan who is Angeline’s ex uni mate was in Cambodia a few weeks before us but she didn’t have the chance to donate. So in return, we were commissioned to carry out her task, lol. Of course giving cash wouldn’t be the ideal thing. We instead went to a nearby market to buy 100kgs of rice. The seven of us too chipped in to round up the cash so we could get 100kgs. Siya then brought us to this orphanage which was quite near to the place we stayed. We arrived without informing their caretaker as there weren’t any phone in the house and so he curiously greeted us. We mentioned our intentions and he gladly brought us around the compound. It was like a mini-tour. They have a small classroom in the compound and also their own farm for them to grow their vegetables. We were also shown the rooms of the children and it was definitely small judging from the amount of children that gathered in front of us. Besides that, one of the girls was diagnosed HIV+.
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Mistaken Gender
Before leaving work, i thought of getting myself some kuih since i was going to be in the jam for 40minutes. So i went to the canteen. Bang, yang ini berapa ? *points at the karipap* (Brother, how much is this?) Saya ini Kak ler ! (I am Sister ler !) Ok probably the English translation is kinda weird but the point is, i thought the person selling behind the stall was a man @.@! I ended up buying with a super thick face as the lady stares at me >.<!
A hole
I was on my way for a meeting with the supervisor and manager when i realized a small thread dangling a few inches below the zip of my pants. I decided to yank the bugger off before entering the meeting room. Little did i know, that little thread was actually holding the the 2 main section of my pants together. As i sat, i felt a cold breeze over the southern region. I glanced down and to my horror, there was a hole in my pants T.T I tried crossing my legs but decided to ditch the idea cause it will just give the wrong impression. I tried lowering my neck so that my tie would sort off cover it. But i naturally would straighten my back and the hole reappears. In the end, i casually folded my arms. I did that throughout the whole day, during lunch, in the clean-room, briefing >.<! Luckily i have 1 more pants to spare. Have to get myself a needle and thread to mend the hole. P/S: Wooohooooo Friday is a holiday ! A replacement for Deepavali !
Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang
Coming from a closely-knitted family and being always stuck in front of the computer all day long, i never liked clubbing. In fact the ones in Penang are usually in town and i was living on the other side of the island, … in a kampung … … called Kampung Jawa. The most happening place in Kampung Jawa was this mini mart called Sui Wah and that’s it. I grew up and left for my degree, Sui Wah grew up and it’s now Sunshine Square, still the most happening place around Kampung Jawa. Shifting to Melaka and KL to further my studies did open my eyes big big, well it depends on how you interpret my sentence. I think i have gone to pubs and clubs in KL more times compared to Penang. Actually in Penang i have only gone once … -_-” That also my friend drank my share of the beer, swt.
The Chronicles of Cambodia 6: Eating the embryo
I am finally BACK ! I am BACK blogging. Curse facebook and twitter for taking up my blogging time, LOL. Anyway i am back here to finish off my Cambodia entries with the second last entry which is basically the 2nd last day in Siem Reap. For some reason i think it was a bad idea shooting this particular shot in sepia cause it emphasizes how dirty the hands were. If you didn’t already know, the egg looking thing in the plate my friend is the unborn ducky -_-! It’s known as Balut in the Philippines.
