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<p>So after 2 months of waiting, the home theatre system was done repairing. My parents were greeted by this message. </p>
<p>My dad almost got choked while reading it.</p>
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		<title>Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 05:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had the chance to attend the meet and greet session with the Malaysian football team aka Harimau Malaya thanks to Nike Malaysia. The event was held in-conjunction with the team&#8217;s effort of winning the recent AFF Suzuki Cup 2010 where they were against Indonesia in the 2 legged finals. As i have written in my previous entry, it was one of those moments where the whole country stood still and cheered for Harimau Malaya. Adrian followed me as he is an ardent fan of Malaysian football, where else i follow updates off and on whenever i read the papers. Before coming for the event, Adrian asked what i was wearing cause initial plans were i wore my Man Utd jersey and he wore his Liverpool as that night we planned to watch the FA Cup match anyway. Fortunately, i told him i am wearing a normal Nike jersey and he ended up wearing Barcelona&#8217;s jersey. Why did i say fortunately? This being a Nike event, it&#8217;s obvious that the attendees should at least refrain from wearing competitors outfit, hahaha. In fact they did announce that anyone with Adidas shirt won&#8217;t be allowed for the meet and greet session. Nike<a href="http://satkuru.com/blog/2011/01/i-confused-the-malaysian-football-team-with-my-iphone-case-unintentionally/"> <br /><br /> (Read More...)</a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">I had the chance to attend the meet and greet session with the Malaysian football team aka Harimau Malaya thanks to Nike Malaysia. The event was held in-conjunction with the team&#8217;s effort of winning the recent AFF Suzuki Cup 2010 where they were against Indonesia in the 2 legged finals.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">As i have written in my previous entry, it was one of those moments where the whole country stood still and cheered for Harimau Malaya.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://adriansie.blogspot.com" target="_blank">Adrian</a> followed me as he is an ardent fan of Malaysian football, where else i follow updates off and on whenever i read the papers.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3548" title="Adrian writing his message" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malaysia-football-100.jpg" alt="malaysia football 100 Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" width="640" height="478" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Before coming for the event, Adrian asked what i was wearing cause initial plans were i wore my Man Utd jersey and he wore his Liverpool as that night we planned to watch the FA Cup match anyway. Fortunately, i told him i am wearing a normal Nike jersey and he ended up wearing Barcelona&#8217;s jersey.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Why did i say fortunately?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">This being a Nike event, it&#8217;s obvious that the attendees should at least refrain from wearing competitors outfit, hahaha. In fact they did announce that anyone with Adidas shirt won&#8217;t be allowed for the meet and greet session.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3549" title="Nike selling their jerseys" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malaysia-football-102.jpg" alt="malaysia football 102 Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" width="640" height="389" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Nike Malaysia actually had limited stock of the Harimau Malaya&#8217;s jersey during the event. As i know most shops in KL have already sold out.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3550" title="Fans eagerly waiting" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malaysia-football-104.jpg" alt="malaysia football 104 Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" width="640" height="478" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Fans waiting eagerly for the event to start. Adrian and i were just too busy &#8230;.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3551" title="Attack the buffet!" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malaysia-football-105.jpg" alt="malaysia football 105 Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" width="359" height="480" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8230; eating.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We actually lunch at Wong Kok prior to this event. What a waste. If not we would have stuffed ourselves with the buffet.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3552" title="K. Rajagobal" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malaysia-football-135.jpg" alt="malaysia football 135 Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" width="478" height="640" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">K. Rajagobal, the coach of the Malaysian football team observing the upcoming players that could one day play for the Harimau Malaya.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">One of the highlights of the event is actually having the chance to see the Ultras Malaya. They are so passionate about the national football team that they have came out with a number of chants.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">This is them chanting thank you K. Rajagobal, LOL. Quite catchy. More videos at the end of the post.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3553" title="Exhibition football" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malaysia-football-138.jpg" alt="malaysia football 138 Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" width="640" height="427" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The exhibition futsal match consisted of the current squad players with upcoming players. In between the game, the coach himself took to the field and showed a thing or two to the youngsters.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">It was then followed by a press conference where Nike Malaysia said it was going to extend it&#8217;s contract with the national football team. Good news i guess since the jerseys have been quite a head turner especially with the new design.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">It&#8217;s only the price that is still stopping me from buying. Not everyone can afford a RM 249 jersey <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt="icon sad Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" class='wp-smiley' title="Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We were then all ushered to the next futsal court where we had the chance to finally meet and greet the coaches and players.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3554" title="Assistant coach and keeper" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malaysia-football-156.jpg" alt="malaysia football 156 Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" width="478" height="640" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We all had to make a line and only 2 at a time were allowed to go at any point of time.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3556" title="Adrian and the coaches" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malaysia-football-163.jpg" alt="malaysia football 163 Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" width="640" height="478" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3558" title="Waiting patiently" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malaysia-football-169.jpg" alt="malaysia football 169 Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" width="640" height="478" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3560" title="Super goal keeper" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malaysia-football-177.jpg" alt="malaysia football 177 Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" width="640" height="478" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3562" title="Confusing" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malaysia-football-180.jpg" alt="malaysia football 180 Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" width="640" height="478" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">It was at this point where i realized why the players were confused when i was trying to snap a photo. A lady actually came up to me, not sure if she was one of their spouses or PR personal and asked about my cassette.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Yes my cassette.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">She thought i was trying to pull some prank on the players by asking them to pose for my cassette, HAHAHAHA. Have to thank April for this.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I then showed her that it&#8217;s my iPhone and she was like OMG i need to get this casing as well!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Hahahaha so there you have it, i confused the Malaysian Football team because of my iPhone case. The fellas are definitely friendly and so were the coaches!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I even joked to Mr. Rajagobal and Mr. Cheng Hoe when Adrian was trembling while taking my photo with them, LOL.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3564" title="Adrian and his poster" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/malaysia-football-186.jpg" alt="malaysia football 186 Harimau Malaya confused with my iPhone case" width="640" height="478" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://adriansie.blogspot.com" target="_blank">Adrian</a>, thanks for the ride!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Here are the remaining videos of the Ultras Malaya doing their chants</p>
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		<title>Strange but True: Jesus &amp; Lord Shiva &amp; Buddha VS 2012</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Have you guys watched 2012 ?” a guy randomly asks the three of us when he overheard us talking about Avatar. We replied him saying we have already watched it. Immediately he joins us at our table and started off by saying 2012 is for real. Out of curiosity I asked him what makes you say that. He replied, “He told me it’s going to happen and it has already started to take its toll”. “Who is he ?” i asked. “He is the one above” “ Who is ….?” “God” “Okayyyy” Have you realized the amount of disasters that has been happening around the world ? Plagues, Earthquakes, Volcanoes erupting. The Tsunami in 2004 is only a small preview of what is to come *shows me his little finger with the tip of his thumb pressing on it to display the meaning of little* So what do you plan to do now that I have given you this information. *coughs* start saving for a billion euros *continues eating* Noooo sure cannot. You won’t have the time to save. What you should do is release yourself. Define the word release cause it could mean a lot of things, if you<a href="http://satkuru.com/blog/2009/12/strange-but-true-jesus-lord-shiva-buddha-vs-2012/"> <br /><br /> (Read More...)</a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">“Have you guys watched 2012 ?” a guy randomly asks the three of us when he overheard us talking about Avatar.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We replied him saying we have already watched it. Immediately he joins us at our table and started off by saying 2012 is for real. Out of curiosity I asked him what makes you say that.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">He replied, “He told me it’s going to happen and it has already started to take its toll”.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“Who is he ?” i asked.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“He is the one above”</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“ Who is ….?”</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“God”</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“Okayyyy”</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Have you realized the amount of disasters that has been happening around the world ? Plagues, Earthquakes, Volcanoes erupting. The Tsunami in 2004 is only a small preview of what is to come *shows me his little finger with the tip of his thumb pressing on it to display the meaning of little*</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">So what do you plan to do now that I have given you this information.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">*coughs* start saving for a billion euros *continues eating*</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Noooo sure cannot. You won’t have the time to save. What you should do is release yourself.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Define the word release cause it could mean a lot of things, if you get what I mean.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Release as in release your soul. With 2012 fast approaching, Jesus is now here helping us to release the souls.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">* how come suddenly Jesus came into the frame ?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>*disclaimer: i have nothing against any religion at all, don&#8217;t take it the wrong way. As the saying goes, a hungry man is an angry man*</em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">So you are telling me Jesus is back ?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Yes he is helping to release the souls before the world ends.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">*At this point i was thinking how come the Pope wasn&#8217;t informed about this*</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">He then continued talking about 2012, where the Mayan calendar ends and what will eventually happen. I tried to finish my lunch as fast as I could until he said this …</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Satkuru, Siva also came down.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Hah? Who is Siva? Which department?</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Your God, Siva.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">-________________________________-!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img title="bang wall" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/illustrationstuzki010it0.gif" alt="illustrationstuzki010it0 Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012" width="70" height="50" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">He came down ? -__-!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: center;">Yes</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Why is he down here ?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: center;">Like Jesus, he is releasing the souls. In fact a few of them came down …</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: center;">Let me guess, Buddha was one of them -_-!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3116/2709446509_a8cc2efb14.jpg?v=0" alt=" Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012" width="224" height="210" title="Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Of course. He is also down. And speaking of Buddha, you see your nipple there *points at my nipple*</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: center;">Yes  -__________-!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: center;">You put like one index finger from it, just below ur armpit, your chakra is there and that’s where you can release yourself. Satkuru do you do Yoga ?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: center;">Most definitely not.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Then what do you do when you go back to your room ?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: center;">Sleep.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Oh, if you do Yoga, you can release yourself from the chakra and it’s a wonderful feeling.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: center;">*Wonderful feeling? *</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img title="bang wall" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/illustrationstuzki010it0.gif" alt="illustrationstuzki010it0 Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012" width="70" height="50" /></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Don’t mind me asking, how many times have you watched 2012 ?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">3 times and everytime I watch it I can relate to what is gonna happen</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">*coughs* Well that explains everything …</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-_-!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">P/S: To all Merry Christmas and Happy New Year ! <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt="icon biggrin Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012" class='wp-smiley' title="Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012" /> </p>
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		<title>Meet the Parents: Weird moments</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The last time I wrote about my first encounter with dolphin&#8217;s parents were many moons back and if you haven&#8217;t read or can&#8217;t recall the main subject of that particular meet was her pet Husky! Though it was Malu-ation for me but over the months it got better but occasionally I did have my moments. A week after meeting her parents I was back again. This time around I wasn&#8217;t as nervous but as cool as a cucumber. While waiting for her to get ready, her mum asked if would like to read the papers in Hokkien T.T Just Before I could show her mum that i do know how answer her in hokkien, my phone decided to jump in: &#8220;Ding ding&#8221; &#8220;Lost satellite connection&#8221; &#8220;Ding ding&#8221; &#8220;Lost satellite connection&#8221; -_______________-! Her mum got a shock cause: 1) The voice was blaring out as the volume was set to the max 2) I was trying to get my phone out of my pocket but for some reason the phone decided to get stuck in the pocket. So it was kinda awkward. A voice screaming that there&#8217;s no satellite connection and me looking like a fool. Moral of the Story: Double<a href="http://satkuru.com/blog/2009/12/meet-the-parents-weird-moments/"> <br /><br /> (Read More...)</a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">The last time I wrote about my first encounter with dolphin&#8217;s parents were many moons back and if you haven&#8217;t read or can&#8217;t recall the main subject of that particular meet was her pet Husky!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2180" title="p_800_501_0DDB255C-7361-4AA3-8B55-C9BCFCBDD498.jpeg" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/p_800_501_0DDB255C-7361-4AA3-8B55-C9BCFCBDD4981.jpeg" alt=" Meet the Parents: Weird moments" width="401" height="640" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Though it was Malu-ation for me but over the months it got better but occasionally I did have my moments.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">A week after meeting her parents I was back again. This time around I wasn&#8217;t as nervous but as cool as a cucumber. While waiting for her to get ready, her mum asked if would like to read the papers in Hokkien T.T Just Before I could show her mum that i do know how answer her in hokkien, my phone decided to jump in:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;Ding ding&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;Lost satellite connection&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;Ding ding&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;Lost satellite connection&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-_______________-!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Her mum got a shock cause:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">1) The voice was blaring out as the volume was set to the max</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">2) I was trying to get my phone out of my pocket but for some reason the phone decided to get stuck in the pocket.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">So it was kinda awkward. A voice screaming that there&#8217;s no satellite connection and me looking like a fool.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Moral of the Story: Double check your phone if you forgotten to turn off the GPS XD Another tip is, have appropriate ringtone. At that point of time i had &#8220;Sexy Can I&#8221; as my ringtone. Though i only had certain part of the song but the words were:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Sexy can I, hit it from the front,<br />
then I hit it from the back.<br />
know you like it like that.<br />
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor</em></p>
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		<title>Girls like Boys with long &#8230;</title>
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<p><strong>« &#8220; [b]ʎzɐɹʍʎzɐɹɔ[/b]  シ » </strong>- says:<br />
cheap bag<br />
what lens u have?<br />
lol<br />
maybe i go get</p>
<p><strong>- satkuru.com</strong> says:<br />
lens ar<br />
all elcheapo<br />
lol<br />
<strong>-  « &#8220; [b]ʎzɐɹʍʎzɐɹɔ[/b]  シ »</strong> &#8211; says:<br />
lol<br />
issit<br />
LOL<br />
i can smell 50mm f/1.4 in ur bag<br />
den 60mm f/2.8 macro in ur bag<br />
den can smell 70-200mm f/2.8 in ur bag</p>
<p><strong>- satkuru.com</strong> says:</p>
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no ler<br />
<strong>siao<br />
-  « &#8220; [b]ʎzɐɹʍʎzɐɹɔ[/b]  シ » -</strong> says:<br />
lol<br />
but girls like guys with long lens<br />
lol<br />
<strong>- satkuru.com</strong> says:<br />
i got 250mm lol<strong><br />
-  « &#8220; [b]ʎzɐɹʍʎzɐɹɔ[/b]  シ »</strong> &#8211; says:<br />
lol<br />
damn</p>
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		<title>The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On our final day, we made a stop at one of the orphanages with respect to Wen Yan&#8217;s request. Wen Yan who is Angeline&#8217;s ex uni mate was in Cambodia a few weeks before us but she didn&#8217;t have the chance to donate. So in return, we were commissioned to carry out her task, lol. Of course giving cash wouldn&#8217;t be the ideal thing. We instead went to a nearby market to buy 100kgs of rice. The seven of us too chipped in to round up the cash so we could get 100kgs. Siya then brought us to this orphanage which was quite near to the place we stayed. We arrived without informing their caretaker as there weren&#8217;t any phone in the house and so he curiously greeted us. We mentioned our intentions and he gladly brought us around the compound. It was like a mini-tour. They have a small classroom in the compound and also their own farm for them to grow their vegetables. We were also shown the rooms of the children and it was definitely small judging from the amount of children that gathered in front of us. Besides that, one of the girls was diagnosed HIV+.<a href="http://satkuru.com/blog/2009/11/the-chronicles-of-cambodia-8-the-cambodian-full-body-massage/"> <br /><br /> (Read More...)</a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">On our final day, we made a stop at one of the orphanages with respect to Wen Yan&#8217;s request. Wen Yan who is Angeline&#8217;s ex uni mate was in Cambodia a few weeks before us but she didn&#8217;t have the chance to donate. So in return, we were commissioned to carry out her task, lol.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Of course giving cash wouldn&#8217;t be the ideal thing. We instead went to a nearby market to buy 100kgs of rice. The seven of us too chipped in to round up the cash so we could get 100kgs. Siya then brought us to this orphanage which was quite near to the place we stayed.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2125" title="Siem Reap Orphanage" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2009_01_1851.jpg" alt="2009 01 1851 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="480" height="768" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We arrived without informing their caretaker as there weren&#8217;t any phone in the house and so he curiously greeted us. We mentioned our intentions and he gladly brought us around the compound. It was like a mini-tour. They have a small classroom in the compound and also their own farm for them to grow their vegetables. We were also shown the rooms of the children and it was definitely small judging from the amount of children that gathered in front of us. Besides that, one of the girls was diagnosed HIV+. We were told that her school knows about it and they are trying their best to give her a normal environment, just like any other kid.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">After placing the bags of rice at the kitchen, the children starting singing to us <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt="icon smile The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" class='wp-smiley' title="The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;">This all happened after we returned from a long hike up the hill to see the river of the 1000 lingas.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2127" title="On the way to see the 1000 lingas" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/IMG_04421.jpg" alt="IMG 04421 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="600" height="335" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We had to wake up early as the journey to the hill was quite a distance and since there were a few temples on the way, i thought it would be wise to include it into our itinerary. The name of the place is Kbal Spean.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2128" title="Bumpy road all the way" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/IMG_04441.jpg" alt="IMG 04441 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="600" height="330" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The roads were not forgiving throughout the 1hour plus journey. It wasn&#8217;t tarred like the major roads in Siem Reap.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2129" title="Super big lalangs" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/IMG_04491.jpg" alt="IMG 04491 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="600" height="401" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">When we arrived, i noticed &#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">this super &#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">duper &#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">large &#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">weed!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Well you might not be able to tell the size of it from this photograph, so i had to make a simple comparison.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2130" title="Ai Ling VS Lalang" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/IMG_04501.jpg" alt="IMG 04501 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="400" height="599" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Ai Ling vs Super Lalang.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2119" title="The Hike to the 1000 lingas" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2009_01_187.jpg" alt="2009 01 187 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="400" height="640" />The hike to the River of 1000 lingas.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2121" title="The River of the 1000 lingas" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2009_01_1811.jpg" alt="2009 01 1811 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="400" height="640" />If you are not outdoorsy kinda person, you might as well skip this part of the trip but if you would like to see how the 1000 lingas came about and why are they even there, then by all means go to Kbal Spean. It was said that the 1000 lingas were at the river bed so that the water is fertilized before being irrigated to the rice fields.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">On the way down, we saw a tree which had it&#8217;s branches all over the place and it gave  that rattan chair look. Or probably it looked more like a throne made out of branches.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2131" title="Angeline" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/IMG_05321.jpg" alt="IMG 05321 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="300" height="449" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2135" title="Lee May" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/IMG_05371.jpg" alt="IMG 05371 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="300" height="449" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2136" title="Ai Ling" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/IMG_05381.jpg" alt="IMG 05381 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="300" height="449" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2134" title="Emily" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/IMG_05361.jpg" alt="IMG 05361 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="300" height="449" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2132" title="William" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/IMG_05341.jpg" alt="IMG 05341 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="300" height="449" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2133" title="Aaron" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/IMG_05351.jpg" alt="IMG 05351 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="300" height="449" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2137" title="Snoops" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/IMG_05391.jpg" alt="IMG 05391 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="300" height="449" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">When we reached the foot of the hill, Siya mentioned that lunch was on the house ! and it was thanks to Mr Kunn ! <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt="icon biggrin The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" class='wp-smiley' title="The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2122" title="Lunch @ Kbal Spean" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2009_01_1821.jpg" alt="2009 01 1821 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="400" height="640" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Being on a budgeted/backpack trip, it&#8217;s always GOOD to have free things, especially food. Because places like Kbal Spean which is far from the main town, the price could be a bit steep.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">For some reason, someone decided to show his true colours and started complaining about the variety of food -_-!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The food was free and he is complaining. Gosh, i really would love to see him pay more for all his future trips and then i will see who is complaining. This actually made me appreciate the girls more. Instead of having a hard time with the girls but i had zero complains from them.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Simply shows that the world is changing and guys can be as annoying as how girls were thought to be.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Anyway that didn&#8217;t deter me because it was the final day and i definitely wanted to enjoy myself.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">*stays positive* oumm oummm oummmmmm</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2123" title="Continued templing around" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2009_01_1831.jpg" alt="2009 01 1831 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="400" height="640" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">After lunch we continue on to a few more temples on the way back. These temples were slightly newer than the ones nearer to Angkor Wat and Angkor Thom.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2124" title="final temple" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2009_01_1841.jpg" alt="2009 01 1841 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="400" height="640" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">After viewing the final temple which is probably the most modern out of the lot (you can see it&#8217;s made out of proper red bricks), we headed back to refresh ourselves.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We then adjourned to a nearby massage center for a full body massage. After 5 days of walking which included a crazy bus ride from Phnom Penh to Siem Reap for 8 hours, we definitely deserved a full body massage. Of course all these were pre-planned before we arrived in Cambodia. Ai Ling was initially reluctant to do so but after convincing her that it was damn expensive to have the whole massage parlour to ourselves, she finally gave in. Hehehehe.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">We all had our legs washed first before being ushered upstairs.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2118" title="Full Body Massage" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/286CANON1.jpg" alt="286CANON1 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="400" height="640" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The guys in one room and the girls in the other. On the mattresses were PJs for us to change into. I tried setting a timer for my trusty iXus but i was too slow and thus the awkward looking pose -_-!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I thought i felt all my limbs being dislocated and repositioned during the massage. We were even stepped on by the Cambodian ladies, LOL. What an experience. Of course, this can&#8217;t beat what Chiaw Yin went through, which was a spa treatment. Gila sial.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">After the massage we went back to wash up again for dinner and just before dinner, that&#8217;s when we dropped by the orphanage as above.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2126" title="Dinnering at PubStreet" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2009_01_1861.jpg" alt="2009 01 1861 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="480" height="768" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Before leaving for Cambodia, we all agreed to actually eat lavishly on the final night and that&#8217;s what we did exactly. We were spoilt by the choices of eatery at PubStreet. This is a definitely recommended place for anyone who drops by Siem Reap. It&#8217;s just a road filled with different types of restaurants and the ambiance is really nice.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We dropped by the night market again to do some last minute shopping before heading back to Jasmine Lodge to call it a day.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The next day we had to wake up early and it was clear that everyone was kinda reluctant to leave.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2120" title="Back to Malaysia" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2009_01_191.jpg" alt="2009 01 191 The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" width="400" height="640" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Everything definitely went according to plan and this definitely wouldn&#8217;t have happened if there weren&#8217;t AirAsia in the first place. The only reason the whole trip was conceived in the first place was because we managed to get cheap tickets.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">For those who plan to visit Cambodia and have the intention to drop by at both Phnom Penh and Siem Reap, i would highly recommend to go to Phnom Penh first then followed by Siem Reap <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt="icon smile The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" class='wp-smiley' title="The Chronicles of Cambodia 8: The Cambodian Full Body Massage" /> </p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">With this, i am happy to say the Chronicles of Cambodia has finally come to an end !</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before leaving work, i thought of getting myself some kuih since i was going to be in the jam for 40minutes. So i went to the canteen. Bang, yang ini berapa ? *points at the karipap* (Brother, how much is this?) Saya ini Kak ler ! (I am Sister ler !) Ok probably the English translation is kinda weird but the point is, i thought the person selling behind the stall was a man @.@! I ended up buying with a super thick face as the lady stares at me &#62;.&#60;!]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Before leaving work, i thought of getting myself some kuih since i was going to be in the jam for 40minutes. So i went to the canteen.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Bang, yang ini berapa ? *points at the karipap* (Brother, how much is this?)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Saya ini Kak ler ! (I am Sister ler !)</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Ok probably the English translation is kinda weird but the point is, i thought the person selling behind the stall was a man @.@!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I ended up buying with a super thick face as the lady stares at me &gt;.&lt;!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was on my way for a meeting with the supervisor and manager when i realized a small thread dangling a few inches below the zip of my pants. I decided to yank the bugger off before entering the meeting room. Little did i know, that little thread was actually holding the the 2 main section of my pants together. As i sat, i felt a cold breeze over the southern region. I glanced down and to my horror, there was a hole in my pants T.T I tried crossing my legs but decided to ditch the idea cause it will just give the wrong impression. I tried lowering my neck so that my tie would sort off cover it. But i naturally would straighten my back and the hole reappears. In the end, i casually folded my arms. I did that throughout the whole day, during lunch, in the clean-room, briefing &#62;.&#60;! Luckily i have 1 more pants to spare. Have to get myself a needle and thread to mend the hole. P/S: Wooohooooo Friday is a holiday ! A replacement for Deepavali !]]></description>
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<p>I was on my way for a meeting with the supervisor and manager when i realized a small thread dangling a few inches below the zip of my pants. I decided to yank the bugger off before entering the meeting room.</p>
<p>Little did i know, that little thread was actually holding the the 2 main section of my pants together.</p>
<p>As i sat, i felt a cold breeze over the southern region.</p>
<p>I glanced down and to my horror, there was a hole in my pants T.T</p>
<p>I tried crossing my legs but decided to ditch the idea cause it will just give the wrong impression. I tried lowering my neck so that my tie would sort off cover it. But i naturally would straighten my back and the hole reappears.</p>
<p>In the end, i casually folded my arms.</p>
<p>I did that throughout the whole day, during lunch, in the clean-room, briefing &gt;.&lt;!</p>
<p>Luckily i have 1 more pants to spare. Have to get myself a needle and thread to mend the hole.</p>
<p>P/S: Wooohooooo Friday is a holiday ! A replacement for Deepavali ! <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt="icon biggrin A hole" class='wp-smiley' title="A hole" /> </p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Coming from a closely-knitted family and being always stuck in front of the computer all day long, i never liked clubbing. In fact the ones in Penang are usually in town and i was living on the other side of the island, &#8230; in a kampung &#8230; &#8230; called Kampung Jawa. The most happening place in Kampung Jawa was this mini mart called Sui Wah and that&#8217;s it. I grew up and left for my degree, Sui Wah grew up and it&#8217;s now Sunshine Square, still the most happening place around Kampung Jawa. Shifting to Melaka and KL to further my studies did open my eyes big big, well it depends on how you interpret my sentence. I think i have gone to pubs and clubs in KL more times compared to Penang. Actually in Penang i have only gone once &#8230; -_-&#8221; That also my friend drank my share of the beer, swt. Last year was the first time i attended Hennessy Artistry where Flo Rida was the main guest artist and i tell you that event alone changed my perception on clubbing and parties. That&#8217;s like a different class all together. I was there as a hired paparazzi<a href="http://satkuru.com/blog/2009/09/sui-wah-to-hennessy-to-flash-bang/"> <br /><br /> (Read More...)</a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Coming from a closely-knitted family and being always stuck in front of the computer all day long, i never liked clubbing. In fact the ones in Penang are usually in town and i was living on the other side of the island, &#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">in a kampung &#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8230; called Kampung Jawa.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The most happening place in Kampung Jawa was this mini mart called Sui Wah and that&#8217;s it. I grew up and left for my degree, Sui Wah grew up and it&#8217;s now Sunshine Square, still the most happening place around Kampung Jawa.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Shifting to Melaka and KL to further my studies did open my eyes big big, well it depends on how you interpret my sentence. I think i have gone to pubs and clubs in KL more times compared to Penang.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Actually in Penang i have only gone once &#8230; -_-&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">That also my friend drank my share of the beer, swt.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2036" title="hennessy 2008" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hennessy2.jpg" alt="hennessy2 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="400" height="640" /></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Last year was the first time i attended Hennessy Artistry where Flo Rida was the main guest artist and i tell you that event alone changed my perception on clubbing and parties. That&#8217;s like a different class all together. I was there as a hired paparazzi photographer. People just kept tapping on my shoulder asking me to snap their pictures. At that point of time, i was still new into photography and it was a good training ground for night photography. I just learn/work better under pressure.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2037" title="hennessy 2008" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hennessy11.jpg" alt="hennessy11 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="400" height="640" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">That night i remembered roaming around the place snapping and changing lens whenever a different artist appears and that got me thirsty. Tired you know.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Even with Angeline constantly reminding me not to drink a lot since it was free flow BUT it fell on deaf ears.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I first asked for a coke but probably the fella didn&#8217;t hear and poured Hennessy only. Not even mixed. Gulp down 2 cups and i felt one kind, lol.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">That night i think i drank 6 cups all together and i think that&#8217;s my limit cause i wasn&#8217;t drunk or floating. So yeah i drank responsibly, lol. Enough of the drinking but Flo Rida definitely brought the house down !</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The following year, i was invited by Yatz and since i had an extra pass, i dragged Mr Canon-in-D aka Wei Chung along. I have always told everyone i knew, that they should try to attend Hennessy&#8217;s events.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2035" title="Hennessy 2009" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/200907251.jpg" alt="200907251 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="360" height="640" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Though i was equipped with my camera but i barely took any photos. A few hours before that i was at my sister&#8217;s convocation in Melaka. My GPS made things worse. Searched for Bukit Kiara as a reference and it brought me to Seremban -_-&#8221; I was more or less tired when i arrived.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">While i was enjoying the surrounding, suddenly i heard people saying, &#8221; Eh look, mini jay chou.&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I was like who ?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2038" title="Who is he ?" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_41081.jpg" alt="IMG 41081 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="400" height="600" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Ok ler, he does have a slight resemblance of Jay Chou.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2039" title="Kawan lama" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_41121.jpg" alt="IMG 41121 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="640" height="427" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Wei Chung and Lih Ren. All three of us have known each other since end of 2003. Or was it 2004 ? Nevertheless, all kawan lama <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt="icon razz Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" class='wp-smiley' title="Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Then Wei Chung was kind enough to offer me to take my photo which &#8230;.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2040" title="sob sob" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_41151.jpg" alt="IMG 41151 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="640" height="427" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8230; was a bad idea T.T</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2052" title="Hennessy Artistry @Quattro" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/7920_266878955789_843635789_8998158_2979367_n1.jpg" alt="7920 266878955789 843635789 8998158 2979367 n1 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="604" height="453" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">This Friday (02 Oct 2009) from 9pm to 3am, <a href="http://www.h-artistry.com.my/" target="_blank">Hennessy Artistry</a> is back with Paul Freeman, Hsiao Hung Jen, Boys Like Girls and Lenka will be performing Club Quattro KL. I was told that the free 100 tickets has already been given out but fear not.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Purchase 1 bottle of Hennessy VSOP to get 2 exclusive invites!<br />
Purchase 2 bottles of Hennessy VSOP to get 5 exclusive invites!!</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: center;">So see you there if you are coming <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt="icon wink Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" class='wp-smiley' title="Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Speaking of partying and clubbing, the most recent one i attended was at Ministry of Sound for Juice&#8217;s Birthday Bash.</p>
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<p><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2045" title="MOS Juice" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_42051.jpg" alt="IMG 42051 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="600" height="400" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The main space in the middle shakes because of the crazy-ass bass and that makes everyone dance, lol. I was with Leang, Yatz, Lih Ren and Joshua. They kept telling, &#8221; Snap only don&#8217;t worry !&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">So yeah i went around snapping.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">One thing i have learnt that night was don&#8217;t, don&#8217;t ever put maximum power for the flash gun. Why ?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2044" title="Accidently flashed at full power" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_41981.jpg" alt="IMG 41981 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="600" height="400" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Cause the artist would be flash banged for no reason &gt;.&lt;!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Bad move.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2049" title="Joshua" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_42321.jpg" alt="IMG 42321 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="600" height="400" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Joshua was showing me how to enjoy the songs, lol. Lih Ren and Yatz just stared in blurness <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt="icon razz Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" class='wp-smiley' title="Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" /> </p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2047" title="Dance floor shaking" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_42171.jpg" alt="IMG 42171 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="600" height="400" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The dance floor was really vibrating like mad. So some of the people got onto the platform where the artist was and started dancing.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img title="dance floor" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_42121.jpg" alt="IMG 42121 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="600" height="400" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The girls that happened to snap earlier too got on to the platform and now only i realized why some of them were wearing sunnies. So that they won&#8217;t go blind if someone flashes. Wait, that sounds wrong -_-&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2050" title="how ar?" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_42371.jpg" alt="IMG 42371 Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" width="240" height="360" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Then suddenly the rest of the fellas kept shoving me saying, wei look look on the stage. This couple was really get it on. Am i invading their privacy ?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">What do you think ?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">This entry is kinda sketchy, like no direction. First there was the zaman purba story of my kampung and then suddenly got girls dancing and couples kissing. LOL.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Btw my kampung is damn real, ok. Not made up one.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">If you come to Penang, do find it. You can&#8217;t miss it. It&#8217;s near Intel and Agilent <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt="icon razz Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" class='wp-smiley' title="Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;">See you all on Friday <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt="icon wink Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" class='wp-smiley' title="Sui Wah to Hennessy to Flash Bang" /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;">P/S: <a href="http://phingelicious.com" target="_blank">Dolphin</a> is invading KL this weekend ! Roti telur satu !</p>
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		<title>The Chronicles of Cambodia 6: Eating the embryo</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am finally BACK ! I am BACK blogging. Curse facebook and twitter for taking up my blogging time, LOL. Anyway i am back here to finish off my Cambodia entries with the second last entry which is basically the 2nd last day in Siem Reap. For some reason i think it was a bad idea shooting this particular shot in sepia cause it emphasizes how dirty the hands were. If you didn&#8217;t already know, the egg looking thing in the plate my friend is the unborn ducky -_-! It&#8217;s known as Balut in the Philippines. We didn&#8217;t actually plan to do this but so happened a lady cycled passed us and asked in Cambodian if we would like try. Our guide, Siya then stopped her and said he would have one. Thus giving us the opportunity to see how she prepares. From cracking the egg, to digging out the duck and serving with certain leaves and ginger. Sister number 1 was terrified seeing the duck on her plate. HAHAhaha. Siya showed us how to eat it and then he explained why people in Cambodia resorted to eating fried insects, unborn ducks, etc. It all started off with a certain<a href="http://satkuru.com/blog/2009/09/the-chronicles-of-cambodia-6-eating-the-embryo/"> <br /><br /> (Read More...)</a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1998" title="Eating the unborn ducky" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_01581.jpg" alt="IMG 01581 The Chronicles of Cambodia 6: Eating the embryo" width="370" height="553" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I am finally BACK ! I am BACK blogging. Curse facebook and twitter for taking up my blogging time, LOL. Anyway i am back here to finish off my Cambodia entries with the second last entry which is basically the 2nd last day in Siem Reap. For some reason i think it was a bad idea shooting this particular shot in sepia cause it emphasizes how dirty the hands were.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">If you didn&#8217;t already know, the egg looking thing in the plate my friend is the unborn ducky -_-!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">It&#8217;s known as Balut in the Philippines.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1993" title="Ai Ling doing the damage" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/2009_01_1731.jpg" alt="2009 01 1731 The Chronicles of Cambodia 6: Eating the embryo" width="360" height="640" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We didn&#8217;t actually plan to do this but so happened a lady cycled passed us and asked in Cambodian if we would like try. Our guide, Siya then stopped her and said he would have one. Thus giving us the opportunity to see how she prepares. From cracking the egg, to digging out the duck and serving with certain leaves and ginger.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Sister number 1 was terrified seeing the duck on her plate. HAHAhaha.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1996" title="Siya eating the chick" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_01401.jpg" alt="IMG 01401 The Chronicles of Cambodia 6: Eating the embryo" width="480" height="484" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Siya showed us how to eat it and then he explained why people in Cambodia resorted to eating fried insects, unborn ducks, etc. It all started off with a certain regime taking over the whole country and the people were left to starve for food. Thus most of them resorted to insects to fill up their hungry tummies. Of course time flew by but the habit or crave for insects never left, thus you see many roadside vendors selling fried insects and also unborn ducks.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">This is why i love traveling, you always gain something from a trip especially when you are backpacking. Experiencing what the normal people have to go through would definitely open our eyes bigger and thanking for what we have.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Imagine me telling a Cambodian my side of the story of hunger. When i am hungry, i don&#8217;t go hunting for insects but i end up at Murni having Nasi Goreng Maryland Special and Watermelon Special, LOL.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1997" title="Siya, nom nom nom" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_01421.jpg" alt="IMG 01421 The Chronicles of Cambodia 6: Eating the embryo" width="400" height="599" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Nom nom nom the duckling T.T</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1999" title="Lee May closed her eyes" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_01651.jpg" alt="IMG 01651 The Chronicles of Cambodia 6: Eating the embryo" width="400" height="599" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Lee May also tried &#8230;. with her eyes closed. Might as well don&#8217;t see what you are eating. Good thinking by our resident pharmacist <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt="icon razz The Chronicles of Cambodia 6: Eating the embryo" class='wp-smiley' title="The Chronicles of Cambodia 6: Eating the embryo" /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;">So as Lee May tried &#8230; Sister Number 1 and Sister Number 2 were &#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gallery.satkuru.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2000" title="Ai Ling and Emily" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_01691.jpg" alt="IMG 01691 The Chronicles of Cambodia 6: Eating the embryo" width="400" height="599" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8230;. freaking OUT ! HAHAHAHA</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Imagine halfway through, Siya pointed out that certain part of the egg was like the pillow for the duck @.@!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I didn&#8217;t try.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">So to recap, i never tried the insects in Phnom Penh and i never tried the duck in Siem Reap &gt;.&lt;!</p>
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