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Your roti canai is ready

Krispy Kreme gave away free doughnuts at Times Square yesterday While having lunch at Old Town Kopitiam, i took Angeline’s ipod and started punching in reminders which would come in play for what i have installed for her while she waits to board her flight. … but to no surprise, the flight got delayed and the reminders popped out ahead of time. Nevertheless, the reminders were sort of vague and Angeline called up and asked what was going on. I told her to ignore it. An hour after the actual boarding time, she calls and says that she is finally boarding and asked if she had to do as i asked in her reminders and i replied yes. “What happens if i don’t want to follow your instructions ?” she asked. I told her to have a safe journey and it’s up to you if you want to follow. Just don’t kill me once you have landed in Penang. So she boarded the plane.. When the plane reached it’s cruising altitude, an announcement was made. Paging for Miss Angeline Tan, paging for Miss Angeline Tan Your roti canai is ready – - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA She was kind of stunned and decided

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Zorbing away at Titiwangsa

F1 was crazy last night. It was soooo short ! but the excitement  was over the roof when the cars stopped in the middle of the road ! LOL … and as for EPL, Machedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! What a curler ! The battle of the last minute goals, ROFL Btw, i have just wrote in my entry for Malaysian Dream Girl and this time the girls were in Royal Selangor for their first outdoor photoshoot For those who have no idea what a zorb is, it basically the same as a hamster running in it’s plastic ball. The difference is, for us the ball is cushioned by air in the middle. The it’s to refrain hard impacts as we roll down the hill. To make things more exciting the participants are strapped on to the wall of the zorb. Thus as it roll down, so do you >.<! If you are wondering why don’t the description match the picture above. That’s because it’s a water zorb. Water zorb is identical to a hamster ball. Don’t be deceived with the photos because water zorbing is a waste of time and money. I will you why later. So it was a bright Sunday

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Meet the Parents: Intro

There i was at the gate waiting for someone let me in and after ringing the bell a few times, her father walked towards the gate with a rotan. I was thinking i was about to get some butt-whipping but it was used on Husky, their dog. After chasing Husky to his corner, i breezed through the porch and into the hall. As i waited patiently for her to dress up *she did this on purpose so i would have some time spent with either her parents*, her father joined me in the hall. I never felt so nervous and knowing that i can talk just about anything to anyone, i didn’t know why i felt i had a lock-jaw >.<! My first impression was obviously important and so i did strike a topic to break the silence. So uncle how was your Japan trip ? It was good good, you should go there one day … and that’s as good as it gets. I thought i started out well but for some reason the following replies just didn’t suit the situation at that very moment. Ermmm so how did Husky do? Who ? Ermmmm Husky … your dog ?

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Malaysian Dream Girl: First guy to audition

Last weekend i was at the final audition for Malaysian Dream Girl and boy did i feel short ! Girls were all towering me from all angles >.<! LOL I would dive into the details of the audition once i am back from Cambodia. As for now, i would want you to focus on the sole male participant. The word ‘Girl’ in Malaysian Dream Girl clearly indicates that the first requirement to go for the audition is to be a girl but nooooo, Andrew tried to prove otherwise. Hahahahaha.

Nuffnang = Cambodia

I am finally back! Well let me say that i am very excited to see what 2009  have installed for me. In slightly more than a week from now, i will be off to Cambodia for 6 days with 6 friends of mine and that is definitely gonna  have me missing  from my blog yet again. The idea of Cambodia was first conceived when i was strolling about on the sandy beach of Redang Island after a crazy day at Nipple Island. Initially, in the morning, i received a call from my mum saying i had cheques from Nuffnang and that she had already banked it in. Knowing i had extra cash in hand, i jokingly asked William and Angeline, … “Come let’s go Cambodia ….” William was fast to say he was in. I can’t even be sure if he even took time to think Angeline on the hand took probably a few seconds longer before agreeing to join the bandwagon … … and that’s how things got rolling. One by one the rest joined in, Lee May, Aaron, Ai Ling and Emily. I am excited, everyone is excited cause no one knows what is gonna happen as our

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A Moment with Your Kakiis

Two more days to the dateline and here i am trying out ‘A moment with your Kakiis’. I should have done it quite some time back but because i have been away from my notebook most of the time, i finally have the chance to browse through the pictures that would be suitable for this entry. I definitely had to post this picture up. Full House The expression on Mr Leong’s face is definitely the reason why this picture is on top of the pile This outing with my Kakiis was significant. Why ? Cause we were all out to celebrate Mr Leong’s birthday as well as Miss Tan’s farewell but their food never arrived. In fact Aaron had 2 rounds and yet their food was no where to be seen. It was more than 2 hours until the waiter brought it over. Talk about service -_-! LOL The picture above was taken while waiting. We found these black frame specs for sale and decided to take a couple of photos with it just to buy time I could carry on posting tonnes of pictures but i decided to put a handful so ease my beloved bandwidth, LOL. Now if

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Malu-ation at KLIA

I was on my way back from Penang after having a one week break to distress myself and just as i stepped back into KL, i was stressed out all over again.

The Magic Undies

First i lost a bunch of undies which was conveniently drying out at the drying bay. Then it magically appeared back after 3 days. Since it was old and it roamed to God knows where for 3 days, i decided to discard it. I was then surviving on limited number of undies so it was critical that it dried in time … … but the weather was so unpredictable and the remaining ones couldn’t dry in time -_-” So for the weekend, i resorted in using my speedos. Sigh, i seriously need to get a box of undies soon

Phailed

A few days a go i joined my fellow comrades in the ‘PHAILED’ regime, simply because my site was down. William was the first to say, “Satkuru, you iz phailed” -_-” In fact i have renewed it more than a week before the expiring date but a miscommuncation with the webhosting company cause it to be down for 96 hours in some places. So to those you were so nice to actually drop me messages asking where in the world is my blog when you only see a weird looking page, i thank you for your concern I have so much to blog about but everything seems to be backlogged because i don’t have enough time to write >_<” For the time being, let me share with you a few of the ‘phailed’ moments that were captured in the past few months Hung Wei failed in focusing I failed in setting my camera in the right settings that it made this picture look like there was an enormous explosion -_-” LOL i wonder if you all noticed what’s wrong with this picture P/S: Go watch WALL-E ! It was better than i expected, seriously. Two thumbs up. Evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !

Why only half of your arm has hair ?

Jess was asking whether i would like her to iron or rather straighten the hair on my arm which led to me writing this entry. Jess i shall spare you this time, since it’s your Bday. If not no mercy! I am glad to say that i am blessed with so many nieces that whenever one is big enough to talk, they will ask questions where you might just end up stabbing your eyes with a fork. But then again, i have gone thru this drill so many times that i got used to it until a few weeks back. I was at my Aunt’s place and ran came my niece who is still in kindergarten asking me riddles that she came up with. Then out of the blue, she held my hand and asked: SHE: Why only half of your arm has hair and the upper half doesn’t? ME: ………… -_-” Cousin: That’s because the lower half is Indian arm and the upper half is Chinese arm *smirkes* ME: @_@! …………….. SHE: OOOoooooo …. ME: Hehehehe yes yes *i just agreed to keep things short and probably to end the conversation* SHE: So do you shampoo your lower arm

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