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		<title>Strange but True: Jesus &amp; Lord Shiva &amp; Buddha VS 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Have you guys watched 2012 ?” a guy randomly asks the three of us when he overheard us talking about Avatar. We replied him saying we have already watched it. Immediately he joins us at our table and started off by saying 2012 is for real. Out of curiosity I asked him what makes you say that. He replied, “He told me it’s going to happen and it has already started to take its toll”. “Who is he ?” i asked. “He is the one above” “ Who is ….?” “God” “Okayyyy” Have you realized the amount of disasters that has been happening around the world ? Plagues, Earthquakes, Volcanoes erupting. The Tsunami in 2004 is only a small preview of what is to come *shows me his little finger with the tip of his thumb pressing on it to display the meaning of little* So what do you plan to do now that I have given you this information. *coughs* start saving for a billion euros *continues eating* Noooo sure cannot. You won’t have the time to save. What you should do is release yourself. Define the word release cause it could mean a lot of things, if you<a href="http://satkuru.com/blog/2009/12/strange-but-true-jesus-lord-shiva-buddha-vs-2012/"> <br /><br /> (Read More...)</a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">“Have you guys watched 2012 ?” a guy randomly asks the three of us when he overheard us talking about Avatar.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We replied him saying we have already watched it. Immediately he joins us at our table and started off by saying 2012 is for real. Out of curiosity I asked him what makes you say that.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">He replied, “He told me it’s going to happen and it has already started to take its toll”.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“Who is he ?” i asked.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“He is the one above”</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“ Who is ….?”</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“God”</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“Okayyyy”</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Have you realized the amount of disasters that has been happening around the world ? Plagues, Earthquakes, Volcanoes erupting. The Tsunami in 2004 is only a small preview of what is to come *shows me his little finger with the tip of his thumb pressing on it to display the meaning of little*</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">So what do you plan to do now that I have given you this information.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">*coughs* start saving for a billion euros *continues eating*</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Noooo sure cannot. You won’t have the time to save. What you should do is release yourself.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Define the word release cause it could mean a lot of things, if you get what I mean.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Release as in release your soul. With 2012 fast approaching, Jesus is now here helping us to release the souls.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/clouds-jesus1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2239" title="clouds-jesus1" src="http://www.satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/clouds-jesus1.jpg" alt="clouds jesus1 Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012" width="245" height="271" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">* how come suddenly Jesus came into the frame ?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>*disclaimer: i have nothing against any religion at all, don&#8217;t take it the wrong way. As the saying goes, a hungry man is an angry man*</em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">So you are telling me Jesus is back ?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Yes he is helping to release the souls before the world ends.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">*At this point i was thinking how come the Pope wasn&#8217;t informed about this*</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">He then continued talking about 2012, where the Mayan calendar ends and what will eventually happen. I tried to finish my lunch as fast as I could until he said this …</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Satkuru, Siva also came down.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Hah? Who is Siva? Which department?</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Your God, Siva.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img title="bang wall" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/illustrationstuzki010it0.gif" alt="illustrationstuzki010it0 Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012" width="70" height="50" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">He came down ? -__-!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Yes</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Why is he down here ?</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Like Jesus, he is releasing the souls. In fact a few of them came down …</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Let me guess, Buddha was one of them -_-!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Of course. He is also down. And speaking of Buddha, you see your nipple there *points at my nipple*</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">You put like one index finger from it, just below ur armpit, your chakra is there and that’s where you can release yourself. Satkuru do you do Yoga ?</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Most definitely not.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Then what do you do when you go back to your room ?</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Oh, if you do Yoga, you can release yourself from the chakra and it’s a wonderful feeling.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">*Wonderful feeling? *</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img title="bang wall" src="http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/illustrationstuzki010it0.gif" alt="illustrationstuzki010it0 Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012" width="70" height="50" /></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Don’t mind me asking, how many times have you watched 2012 ?</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">3 times and everytime I watch it I can relate to what is gonna happen</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">*coughs* Well that explains everything …</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-_-!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">P/S: To all Merry Christmas and Happy New Year ! <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt="icon biggrin Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012" class='wp-smiley' title="Strange but True: Jesus & Lord Shiva & Buddha VS 2012" /> </p>
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		<title>&#8230; and the winner of American Idol is &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 11:31:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>satkuru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hahahaha similar title as the previous one &#8230; so if u haven&#8217;t known yet and would like to wait till you watch the finale, then i suggest you close this and return later - - - - - Kris Allen &#8211; American Idol 2009 I have nothing against him but i seriously thought Adam would have won hands down based on his performance throughout the competition.  I guess the finale is vital just like Malaysian Dream Girl Season 2. The one that shined in the that final photoshoot and singing, actually won. Now i shall wait for Adam&#8217;s album, i am sure it&#8217;s gonna be awesome AI Finale was definitely Kris&#8217;s. One performance of his that left me in awe was his rendition of Heartless. Simply awesome ! I even preferred this to the original by Kanye West I shall leave you with this gif that i got from my coursemate. Adam Lambert Kissing Kris Allen. Anyway, one more paper to go and i am freeeeeeee. Maybe not, after that i would have to send in my photos for Malaysian Dream Girl and also pack my one year worth of stuff from my hostel room to bring it back to<a href="http://satkuru.com/blog/2009/05/and-the-winner-of-american-idol-is/"> <br /><br /> (Read More...)</a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Hahahaha similar title as the previous one &#8230; so if u haven&#8217;t known yet and would like to wait till you watch the finale, then i suggest you close this and return later <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt="icon razz ... and the winner of American Idol is ..." class='wp-smiley' title="... and the winner of American Idol is ..." /> </p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Kris Allen" src="http://media.herald-dispatch.com/blog/idol/uploaded_images/Kris-Allen--Michael-Becker-720358.jpg" alt="Kris Allen  Michael Becker 720358 ... and the winner of American Idol is ..." width="229" height="346" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Kris Allen &#8211; American Idol 2009</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I have nothing against him but i seriously thought Adam would have won hands down based on his performance throughout the competition.  I guess the finale is vital just like <a href="http://www.malaysiandreamgirl.tv/blog/?p=1752" target="_blank">Malaysian Dream Girl Season 2</a>. The one that shined in the that final photoshoot and singing, actually won. Now i shall wait for Adam&#8217;s album, i am sure it&#8217;s gonna be awesome <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt="icon smile ... and the winner of American Idol is ..." class='wp-smiley' title="... and the winner of American Idol is ..." /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;">AI Finale was definitely Kris&#8217;s.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">One performance of his that left me in awe was his rendition of Heartless. Simply awesome !</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">I even preferred this to the original by Kanye West <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt="icon smile ... and the winner of American Idol is ..." class='wp-smiley' title="... and the winner of American Idol is ..." /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I shall leave you with this gif that i got from my coursemate.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Adam Kissing Kriss" src="http://satkuru.com/upload/adam.gif" alt="adam ... and the winner of American Idol is ..." width="424" height="240" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Adam Lambert Kissing Kris Allen.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Anyway, one more paper to go and i am freeeeeeee. Maybe not, after that i would have to send in my photos for Malaysian Dream Girl and also pack my one year worth of stuff from my hostel room to bring it back to Penang -_-!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Another 72 hours to go <img src='http://satkuru.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt="icon smile ... and the winner of American Idol is ..." class='wp-smiley' title="... and the winner of American Idol is ..." /> </p>
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