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Meet the Parents: Weird moments

Published by in experience, just for laughs, personal on December 10th, 2009

The last time I wrote about my first encounter with dolphin’s parents were many moons back and if you haven’t read or can’t recall the main subject of that particular meet was her pet Husky! Though it was Malu-ation for me but over the months it got better but occasionally I did have my moments. A week after meeting her parents I was back again. This time around I wasn’t as nervous but as cool as a cucumber. While waiting for her to get ready, her mum asked if would like to read the papers in Hokkien T.T Just Before I could show her mum that i do know how answer her in hokkien, my phone decided to jump in: “Ding ding” “Lost satellite connection” “Ding ding” “Lost satellite connection” -_______________-! Her mum got a shock cause: 1) The voice was blaring out as the volume was set to the max 2) I was trying to get my phone out of my pocket but for some reason the phone decided to get stuck in the pocket. So it was kinda awkward. A voice screaming that there’s no satellite connection and me looking like a fool. Moral of the Story: Double

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Mistaken Gender

Published by in just for laughs on October 27th, 2009

Before leaving work, i thought of getting myself some kuih since i was going to be in the jam for 40minutes. So i went to the canteen. Bang, yang ini berapa ? *points at the karipap* (Brother, how much is this?) Saya ini Kak ler ! (I am Sister ler !) Ok probably the English translation is kinda weird but the point is, i thought the person selling behind the stall was a man @.@! I ended up buying with a super thick face as the lady stares at me >.<!

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A hole

Published by in just for laughs, personal on October 13th, 2009

I was on my way for a meeting with the supervisor and manager when i realized a small thread dangling a few inches below the zip of my pants. I decided to yank the bugger off before entering the meeting room. Little did i know, that little thread was actually holding the the 2 main section of my pants together. As i sat, i felt a cold breeze over the southern region. I glanced down and to my horror, there was a hole in my pants T.T I tried crossing my legs but decided to ditch the idea cause it will just give the wrong impression. I tried lowering my neck so that my tie would sort off cover it. But i naturally would straighten my back and the hole reappears. In the end, i casually folded my arms. I did that throughout the whole day, during lunch, in the clean-room, briefing >.<! Luckily i have 1 more pants to spare. Have to get myself a needle and thread to mend the hole. P/S: Wooohooooo Friday is a holiday ! A replacement for Deepavali !

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The Chronicles of Cambodia 6: Eating the embryo

Published by in adventure, backpack, cambodia, experience, food, fun, holiday, just for laughs on September 17th, 2009

I am finally BACK ! I am BACK blogging. Curse facebook and twitter for taking up my blogging time, LOL. Anyway i am back here to finish off my Cambodia entries with the second last entry which is basically the 2nd last day in Siem Reap. For some reason i think it was a bad idea shooting this particular shot in sepia cause it emphasizes how dirty the hands were. If you didn’t already know, the egg looking thing in the plate my friend is the unborn ducky -_-! It’s known as Balut in the Philippines.

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Your roti canai is ready

Published by in food, just for laughs, personal on April 12th, 2009

Krispy Kreme gave away free doughnuts at Times Square yesterday While having lunch at Old Town Kopitiam, i took Angeline’s ipod and started punching in reminders which would come in play for what i have installed for her while she waits to board her flight. … but to no surprise, the flight got delayed and the reminders popped out ahead of time. Nevertheless, the reminders were sort of vague and Angeline called up and asked what was going on. I told her to ignore it. An hour after the actual boarding time, she calls and says that she is finally boarding and asked if she had to do as i asked in her reminders and i replied yes. “What happens if i don’t want to follow your instructions ?” she asked. I told her to have a safe journey and it’s up to you if you want to follow. Just don’t kill me once you have landed in Penang. So she boarded the plane.. When the plane reached it’s cruising altitude, an announcement was made. Paging for Miss Angeline Tan, paging for Miss Angeline Tan Your roti canai is ready – - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA She was kind of stunned and decided

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Zorbing away at Titiwangsa

Published by in experience, fun, just for laughs, outing on April 6th, 2009

F1 was crazy last night. It was soooo short ! but the excitement  was over the roof when the cars stopped in the middle of the road ! LOL … and as for EPL, Machedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! What a curler ! The battle of the last minute goals, ROFL Btw, i have just wrote in my entry for Malaysian Dream Girl and this time the girls were in Royal Selangor for their first outdoor photoshoot For those who have no idea what a zorb is, it basically the same as a hamster running in it’s plastic ball. The difference is, for us the ball is cushioned by air in the middle. The it’s to refrain hard impacts as we roll down the hill. To make things more exciting the participants are strapped on to the wall of the zorb. Thus as it roll down, so do you >.<! If you are wondering why don’t the description match the picture above. That’s because it’s a water zorb. Water zorb is identical to a hamster ball. Don’t be deceived with the photos because water zorbing is a waste of time and money. I will you why later. So it was a bright Sunday

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Meet the Parents: Intro

Published by in experience, just for laughs, personal on March 24th, 2009

There i was at the gate waiting for someone let me in and after ringing the bell a few times, her father walked towards the gate with a rotan. I was thinking i was about to get some butt-whipping but it was used on Husky, their dog. After chasing Husky to his corner, i breezed through the porch and into the hall. As i waited patiently for her to dress up *she did this on purpose so i would have some time spent with either her parents*, her father joined me in the hall. I never felt so nervous and knowing that i can talk just about anything to anyone, i didn’t know why i felt i had a lock-jaw >.<! My first impression was obviously important and so i did strike a topic to break the silence. So uncle how was your Japan trip ? It was good good, you should go there one day … and that’s as good as it gets. I thought i started out well but for some reason the following replies just didn’t suit the situation at that very moment. Ermmm so how did Husky do? Who ? Ermmmm Husky … your dog ?

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Malaysian Dream Girl: First guy to audition

Published by in just for laughs, Malaysian Dream Girl on January 14th, 2009

Last weekend i was at the final audition for Malaysian Dream Girl and boy did i feel short ! Girls were all towering me from all angles >.<! LOL I would dive into the details of the audition once i am back from Cambodia. As for now, i would want you to focus on the sole male participant. The word ‘Girl’ in Malaysian Dream Girl clearly indicates that the first requirement to go for the audition is to be a girl but nooooo, Andrew tried to prove otherwise. Hahahahaha.

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Nuffnang = Cambodia

Published by in blog, entertainment, holiday, just for laughs, nuffnang on January 5th, 2009

I am finally back! Well let me say that i am very excited to see what 2009  have installed for me. In slightly more than a week from now, i will be off to Cambodia for 6 days with 6 friends of mine and that is definitely gonna  have me missing  from my blog yet again. The idea of Cambodia was first conceived when i was strolling about on the sandy beach of Redang Island after a crazy day at Nipple Island. Initially, in the morning, i received a call from my mum saying i had cheques from Nuffnang and that she had already banked it in. Knowing i had extra cash in hand, i jokingly asked William and Angeline, … “Come let’s go Cambodia ….” William was fast to say he was in. I can’t even be sure if he even took time to think Angeline on the hand took probably a few seconds longer before agreeing to join the bandwagon … … and that’s how things got rolling. One by one the rest joined in, Lee May, Aaron, Ai Ling and Emily. I am excited, everyone is excited cause no one knows what is gonna happen as our

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Full House NZX Ara Damansara

Published by in food on November 27th, 2008

I was rushing for things to be done when Jess messaged me asking where should we celebrate William‘s bday as well as Angeline‘s farewell. She threw in a couple of ideas before i told her that i saw this entry written by Crystal that caught my attention. I had no idea where was this place and asked Jess if that would be ideal and that’s when i found out that she had being going there so often that it was like her second home. ok i made that up. But anyway, we decided to go there and after searching for directions via google maps, we found out NZX or better known as Niu Ze Xui was somewhere near Angeline’s place. I called up to make a reservation and was greeted with a rather disorientated waiter who sounded like he had no clue on what he had to do and asked me to hang on -_-!

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