Meet the Parents: Weird moments

The last time I wrote about my first encounter with dolphin’s parents were many moons back and if you haven’t read or can’t recall the main subject of that particular meet was her pet Husky!

Though it was Malu-ation for me but over the months it got better but occasionally I did have my moments.

A week after meeting her parents I was back again. This time around I wasn’t as nervous but as cool as a cucumber. While waiting for her to get ready, her mum asked if would like to read the papers in Hokkien T.T Just Before I could show her mum that i do know how answer her in hokkien, my phone decided to jump in:

“Ding ding”

“Lost satellite connection”

“Ding ding”

“Lost satellite connection”

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Her mum got a shock cause:

1) The voice was blaring out as the volume was set to the max

2) I was trying to get my phone out of my pocket but for some reason the phone decided to get stuck in the pocket.

So it was kinda awkward. A voice screaming that there’s no satellite connection and me looking like a fool.

Moral of the Story: Double check your phone if you forgotten to turn off the GPS XD Another tip is, have appropriate ringtone. At that point of time i had “Sexy Can I” as my ringtone. Though i only had certain part of the song but the words were:

Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor

After that day i changed it, hahaha

Mistaken Gender

Before leaving work, i thought of getting myself some kuih since i was going to be in the jam for 40minutes. So i went to the canteen.

Bang, yang ini berapa ? *points at the karipap* (Brother, how much is this?)

Saya ini Kak ler ! (I am Sister ler !)

Ok probably the English translation is kinda weird but the point is, i thought the person selling behind the stall was a man @.@!

I ended up buying with a super thick face as the lady stares at me >.<!

A hole

I was on my way for a meeting with the supervisor and manager when i realized a small thread dangling a few inches below the zip of my pants. I decided to yank the bugger off before entering the meeting room.

Little did i know, that little thread was actually holding the the 2 main section of my pants together.

As i sat, i felt a cold breeze over the southern region.

I glanced down and to my horror, there was a hole in my pants T.T

I tried crossing my legs but decided to ditch the idea cause it will just give the wrong impression. I tried lowering my neck so that my tie would sort off cover it. But i naturally would straighten my back and the hole reappears.

In the end, i casually folded my arms.

I did that throughout the whole day, during lunch, in the clean-room, briefing >.<!

Luckily i have 1 more pants to spare. Have to get myself a needle and thread to mend the hole.

P/S: Wooohooooo Friday is a holiday ! A replacement for Deepavali !

The Chronicles of Cambodia 6: Eating the embryo

I am finally BACK ! I am BACK blogging. Curse facebook and twitter for taking up my blogging time, LOL. Anyway i am back here to finish off my Cambodia entries with the second last entry which is basically the 2nd last day in Siem Reap. For some reason i think it was a bad idea shooting this particular shot in sepia cause it emphasizes how dirty the hands were.

If you didn’t already know, the egg looking thing in the plate my friend is the unborn ducky -_-!

It’s known as Balut in the Philippines.

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Your roti canai is ready

Krispy Kreme gave away free doughnuts at Times Square yesterday

While having lunch at Old Town Kopitiam, i took Angeline’s ipod and started punching in reminders which would come in play for what i have installed for her while she waits to board her flight.

… but to no surprise, the flight got delayed and the reminders popped out ahead of time.

Nevertheless, the reminders were sort of vague and Angeline called up and asked what was going on. I told her to ignore it.

An hour after the actual boarding time, she calls and says that she is finally boarding and asked if she had to do as i asked in her reminders and i replied yes.

“What happens if i don’t want to follow your instructions ?” she asked.

I told her to have a safe journey and it’s up to you if you want to follow.

Just don’t kill me once you have landed in Penang.

So she boarded the plane..

When the plane reached it’s cruising altitude, an announcement was made.

Paging for Miss Angeline Tan, paging for Miss Angeline Tan

Your roti canai is ready

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She was kind of stunned and decided to dabao the roti canai, ROFLMAO

You know the fella beside me thought i was mad !

Dabao-ing roti canai in mid-air ! I am sooooo gonna kill you !

I probably got stressed out while booking her flight ticket no thanks to all the 60 journals and thesis writing i have been doing for the past 2 weeks. And so i wondered, what would happen if i added a roti canai in her booking ?

… and that’s what i did. Booked her a flight, added a meal which was roti canai but never told her about it. If you are wondering what were the reminders that i mentioned earlier, it was actually instructions for her to show her boarding pass to the stewards so that they can bring her the roti canai but for some reason her name was announced instead. Hmmmm i sense a lot of scolding is coming my way >.<!

3 ringgit roti canai = stress relief

Angeline, don’t you feed it to Husky i tell you !