Before leaving work, i thought of getting myself some kuih since i was going to be in the jam for 40minutes. So i went to the canteen. Bang, yang ini berapa ? *points at the karipap* (Brother, how much is this?) Saya ini Kak ler ! (I am Sister ler !) Ok probably the English translation is kinda weird but the point is, i thought the person selling behind the stall was a man @.@! I ended up buying with a super thick face as the lady stares at me >.<!
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Malaysian Dream Girl: First guy to audition
Last weekend i was at the final audition for Malaysian Dream Girl and boy did i feel short ! Girls were all towering me from all angles >.<! LOL I would dive into the details of the audition once i am back from Cambodia. As for now, i would want you to focus on the sole male participant. The word ‘Girl’ in Malaysian Dream Girl clearly indicates that the first requirement to go for the audition is to be a girl but nooooo, Andrew tried to prove otherwise. Hahahahaha.
Malu-ation at KLIA
I was on my way back from Penang after having a one week break to distress myself and just as i stepped back into KL, i was stressed out all over again.
Now everyone can fly and sleep
I am pretty sure most of you are familiar with the announcements made on a plane prior to departing and landing. One good example would be, “Ladies and gentleman please fasten your seatbelt as we are about to takeoff/land”. Its so common that everyone knows the drill. A few months back i was on a flight heading to Penang. It has been a routine for me to sleep off during the flight and just as i was about to doze off as others were getting to their sits, the captain of the plane made an announcement. “Ladies and gentleman, this is a kindly reminder. Please do not fasten your seatbelt, i repeat do not fasten your seat belt …” As the captain was making that announcement, i was like, ” What the fish ?” “… because the plane is currently being refueled.” Never have i heard such an announcement so much so i was wide awake for the next few minutes rather than plunging into dreamland. Beside me was a man from Bahrain whom earlier had chat with me about his country and the F1 circuit. And on the window seat was a donkey …… a donkey on his cellphone.
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I am famous
Happy Birthday Bernard ! Today as i was walking, i could see from afar a group of people charging towards me and shouting all sort of names they could think of to me. Satkuruuuuuuuu !!!! Kuruuuuuuuu ! Satttttt !!!!! @_@ Yeah yeah ??? Dunguuuuuuuu !!!! Hoiiiii ?!!! What lar you all want ???? And why are you calling me that ??? Your blog ler. Anyway pleaseeeee sign for me !!! Me too ! Me too! Please please sign for me …. I also want you to sign Sign for you ?@_@ Okok hold your horses, where where you want me to sign ? Shirt? Blouse? ahem …. You got a book then ? I can sign there also. But how come suddenly you all want my signature ? Oi dungu ?! Sign for us in class lerrrrr ! We are skipping class. …………………………………………………… okie -_-” So that’s my short spurt of being famous. Kinda pathetic especially when you have a flock of donkeys running towards you just so that you can sign for them in class -_-” Potong stim
Valentines Day – Behind the Scenes
Thanks to Chocolime again for this picture. In fact i used this very picture a year ago Yesterday i had a brief chat with ‘someone’ *not mentioning her name* about Valentines Day. She was telling how irritating some people can be, asking her how come she hasn’t had a date for Valentines Day. In fact i concluded that instead of not getting any date, i was pretty sure she was busy declining the invites which actually turned out to be true =P I wasn’t surprised at all because what i noticed about Valentines Day is that the ladies go out just for the sake of going out or simply because they feel obligated t. Just because the guy pesters her, she finally gives in and says,” At least better than not going out right ?” or ” He’s the best among the lot, no choice”. @_@ And as for the guys, they will be thinking that they finally got their break and hopefully from there on they can carry on with their pursuit which actually doesn’t happen in most cases. After all that effort, it ends as YET another dinner outing. Of course i am only referring to those who
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