Finally !

After 3 years having my blog over in the US, it will be moving to a server back here in Malaysia So in the next few days, there could be some glitches due to the propagation as well as transferring of data

I am very excited cause all this while loading my blog has been a pain in the neck. Hopefully this could speed it up a bit.

Thanks Bernard for helping out I am just tied up with my work for the next one week plus @_@ Once i am finished, i’ll belanja you ler. Hahaha

A few days after Chinese New Year, my mum was talking to me about leaf astrology whereby everything about us have been written on a palm leaf. Being hard headed like my dad, i told her i don’t believe in it and probably won’t waste my time nor money. But after i was told that our family friend tried and the person managed to get his name and his parents name right, i became curious.

I was a bit cocky to be frank and told both my parents, if he can even get my name right i will pay him immediately. Of course all this wasn’t done spontaneously. I made sure no information was given out while he was on his way to my house, so much so we made him think that he was actually seeing another person in case he was to do a background check. Yes i can be ruthless at times but i just wanted to make sure there’s no hanky panky business going on.

He finally sits right in front of me and asked for my thumbprint and as well as my date and time of birth. It took him close to 5-6minutes to do some calculation and then his hand reached into his bag. He searched through bundles and bundles of old palm leaves. It looked bleak at first and i was grinning to my mum knowing that it’s not gonna happen after all.

After a good 10 minutes, he said, “Finally… “.

He pulled out the rubber band from that bundle and flipped through numerous leaves and finally stopped at one particular leaf.

Boy, your mum’s name is XXXXXX, your dad’s name is XXXXXX and yours would be ….

…… Satkuru.

I was like Holy Fish !

I couldn’t believe my ears and my eyes were like @_@!

You have 3 sibblings, a sister and two brothers.

My mum smirked at me, my dad on the other hand was equally stunned as i was and all these were read from a leaf, A LEAF ! As i sat there in a daze, my mum decided to go in detail about me. Everything he said was fish-ing true ! He even talked about my past life and sins that i have done. My mum being a typical kaypo, asked when i was gonna get married and even how many kids i would have. Before this fella arrived, i clearly told my mum strictly nothing about the future and i guess it fell on deaf ears. Had i not stopped her, he would have even told me when i was gonna expire -_-”

After that session, he needed a lift back to town and i gracefully offered him. In the car, he talked about how he learned to read from the leaves from his dad and it has been passed down from generation to generation. I was even told that some leaves got destroyed or lost in the course of time so not everyone’s detail is available.

Midway towards town:

Satkuru, just now you lied to me…

… Hmmmm ? about ?

I asked you if you liked anyone and you said no…

… I was in fact telling the truth

Well the leaf here says other wise…

… @_@???

Do you know anyone by the name of XX?

… @_@ Yes but how did you get her name ? We are only friends …

You are lying …and there’s a few more if you want, i could name them one by one

… @_@ ermmm no thanks *accelerates even faster*

That’s when i realized the leaf did contain every detail of my life and it started to creep me out. I just couldn’t wait to drop him off -_-”

Before he left my car, he told me that it’s good that i don’t smoke and drink and i should keep it that way @_@ I just nodded my head and sped off.

My mum has this craze of fengshui, numerology, astrology and i had seen them all but this is probably the only that has left me speechless. I googled about this palm leaf and found a blog that has a brief explanation on what is it about.

I love seeing women in Office Wear …. no joke. Just the other day i was reading Earl’s site about his fetish for OLs, Office Ladies and it inspired me write an entry on OLs.

Fortnight ago, i was given the opportunity to practice my rights to choose suggest a few office wears for Lingster since she starts her job in the coming week. Obviously i was on a different page compared to her as i chose clothes which are more on the naughty side, if you get what i mean. I was given a stern warning to be serious or else she will revoke my rights. Thus, i mellowed down a bit and started picking decent clothes for her -_-”

Lingster knows damn well that i go gaga when there’s a hot looking girl in office wear. Occasionally i do think some girls must get shot in their head for wearing clothes that are not suitable. Just because the trend just kicked in, some women decide it’s a must to follow suit.

I believe office wear must be worn with elegance, not make one look like a slut. Every where you go, there’s definitely one or two who just loves taking things to the extreme by wearing super tight fitting office wear which is actually good for guys like me or they end up looking like those ahlian you see in shopping complex which is a major turn off to me.

One good example on what kind of office wear i like, is like the picture above. Makes one look sophisticated and …. super sexy Having a coat is like a plus point but it isn’t necessary to me. Woman with normal blouses/Tshirt too have equal appeal. Depends on the cutting and the colour.

A pale pink or blue shall do the trick. And not forgetting white. White blouses can go either way. Either the girl ends up looking ‘nose-bleedingly’ hot or she ends up looking terrible. I am pretty sure women out there do realize that if they were to wear white blouses, their bra colour can be seen. Unfortunately i am not gonna say much on this matter, i might follow up in the near future.

Skirts and long pants too play an important role on making one look sexy. As for skirts, i still think the best skirt to be worn would be the three quarter black coloured skirt, nothing fancy though. Long skirts which have prints are also nice but to me that isn’t formal so it doesn’t make into the Office Wear category.

Long pants should be tight fitting, period. Hahaha. I hate it when i see ladies wearing baggy pants to work, sometimes it’s so baggy that it looks like a skirt at certain angle. Recently i realized bell bottom long pants are back in fashion and i do think it’s sexy if it suits the person. Unfortunately for Lingster, it makes her look weird so i stroke it of the list of possible office wears for her.

Finally, the office wear i crave wouldn’t be complete without the heels. Slippers are out of the question. It has to be high heels and has an opening in front. Not that i have fetish for toes but it just looks nicer. Definitely nicer than those closed end heels.

To be frank, I don’t really like those pointy heels which resembles like the witch’s shoes. But over the years i have learned to get used to it. The ones that i like would be like the last picture and not the third picture.

Today as i was walking to my lab, i saw so many heads turning when this particular girl was walking the opposite direction. Guess what, she was in her office wear. But that isn’t why everyone is looking at her. The reason was, she only buttoned half way up and thus exposing her cleavage. Every guy that passed her, glanced to see if they could take a peek. It was that obvious …

I was wondering if she even realized it. I assumed she forgot to check herself but i was wrong.

She was wearing something similar to the picture above

It was definitely on purpose as she kept playing with her chain which ended right there. A bunch of guys in front of me said, ” Look at it sway left to right man …… “. No not the freaking chain >.<”

… and when she was about to pass me ………………………. i received a text message -_-”

Best of all, it was Lingster !