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Policeman didn’t like my name

I was on my way back to Cyberjaya when i decided to floor the accelerator of my car. The road was an alternative route and it’s usually empty especially close to midnight. Just as my car was accelerating up the hill, i saw blue and red lights flashing. My eyes literally popped out and i stopped chewing my gum. I slowed down my car as i approached the road block … … just that very afternoon my mum called to say that one of my nuffnang cheques was already cashed in and i was thinking, well there goes that money -_-” … Police: Lesen dan IC ( license and identification card) … I handed over to the officer while i tried to give those pitiful look ala Puss in Boots from Shrek -_-” which obviously failed big time when i knew i was speeding like a donkey. Police: Kenapa tak diberi nama Johnny ke …? (Why weren’t you given the name like Johnny?) Me: Eheheheheh *giving those dumb grins* Police: Siapa bagi nama kamu ini ? (Who gave you this name ?) Me: Bapa saya (My dad) swt Police: Bapa bagi ??? Bila kamu ini balik kampung nanti, pergi marah

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Bias policeman

Published by in personal on January 8th, 2008

Not too long ago, both me and my sister were stopped by police for speeding separately Police: Miss, did you know you were speeding? Please show me your identification. Sister: I really didn’t know *takes out IC and driving license* Police: Oh you are a doctor ? Sister: Yes Police: OK, next time don’t speed Sister: Then it was my turn Police: You realized you were driving at 120kph ? ME: I only did that while over taking. Police: Identification please. Police: Next time don’t turn on your radio and sing. ME: Huh ? Police: It will distract you while driving. And here’s your summon. ME: … Police: Remember, singing distracts you. Btw, you can appeal to lower your summon. ME: … Police: Have a nice day. ME: … ok -__-”

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