Policeman didn’t like my name

I was on my way back to Cyberjaya when i decided to floor the accelerator of my car. The road was an alternative route and it’s usually empty especially close to midnight. Just as my car was accelerating up the hill, i saw blue and red lights flashing. My eyes literally popped out and i stopped chewing my gum.

I slowed down my car as i approached the road block …

… just that very afternoon my mum called to say that one of my nuffnang cheques was already cashed in and i was thinking, well there goes that money -_-” …

Police: Lesen dan IC ( license and identification card) …

I handed over to the officer while i tried to give those pitiful look ala Puss in Boots from Shrek -_-” which obviously failed big time when i knew i was speeding like a donkey.

Police: Kenapa tak diberi nama Johnny ke …? (Why weren’t you given the name like Johnny?)
Me: Eheheheheh *giving those dumb grins*
Police: Siapa bagi nama kamu ini ? (Who gave you this name ?)
Me: Bapa saya (My dad) swt
Police: Bapa bagi ??? Bila kamu ini balik kampung nanti, pergi marah bapa. Tanya kenapa tak diberi nama macam Johnny … (You dad gave ? When you are back at home, scold your dad. Ask him why weren’t you given the name like Johnny)
Me: Ehehehehehe *dumb grin routine again*

He returned my IC and my licence and i drove off

For the first time, instead of cursing while driving back i actually smiled

So as how my sister was let go because she’s a doctor or rather soon to be doctor, i got off because the policeman simply didn’t like my name -_-”

As for the record, the policeman that spoke to me was a very nice fella and just kept cracking jokes while talking to me. I guess it’s very rare to come across such situation

Moral of the story ? Have a name like mine and not Johnny …

P/S: … thankfully i wasn’t singing like what i did last time, if not God knows what will the policeman say this time -_-”

Bias policeman

Not too long ago, both me and my sister were stopped by police for speeding separately

Police: Miss, did you know you were speeding? Please show me your identification.
Sister: I really didn’t know *takes out IC and driving license*
Police: Oh you are a doctor ?
Sister: Yes
Police: OK, next time don’t speed
Sister:

Then it was my turn

Police: You realized you were driving at 120kph ?
ME: I only did that while over taking.
Police: Identification please.
Police: Next time don’t turn on your radio and sing.
ME: Huh ?
Police: It will distract you while driving. And here’s your summon.
ME: …
Police: Remember, singing distracts you. Btw, you can appeal to lower your summon.
ME: …
Police: Have a nice day.
ME: … ok -__-”